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    When my fac was renewed I had the fire arms officer round for a check We had a cup t and a chat one of the questions I asked was does the amount of bullets used Make a difference because I had not brought any HMR rounds since the last renewal and only shot about 100 rounds I was told no because it might say you have brought 10.000 rounds on your ticket but it doesn't mean you've shot them They might be under the insulation in the loft all you need is good reason to own it
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    My fac was renewed last year mine still States What amount I can buy and what I can hold Ie I can buy 200 rounds of 223 I can only hold 300 rounds of 223 .22 I can buy 500 rounds But hold no more than 700 rounds Same with the hmr I have an open ticket with no restrictions apart from bullet numbers
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    Is there a nest of poles close by Check if the carp are still there
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    Dan at 200 yards do you zero point of aim I ask this because ratmanwan shoots 22 250 and we zero about 1 and a half inch high at 150 yards This then gives a 2 inch drop at 300 yards So between 0 and 300+ yards the bullet will strike 1 1/2 inch high or 2 inch low at most
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    We just go with caller in one hand Lamp in the other The only time we put it out is if we are having a sit out an hour before dark with the wobbly rabbit It works for us Ratmanwan has a foxpro fx something it's not very often it doesn't fetch one in fantastic caller Last year we went out about 45 nights with the caller and we average 2 and a bit a night I shine the light and play the tunes ratmanwan fills the diary
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    I'm getting the Mrs to sort my Fred Perry n braces out When the revolution starts I want to make sure the uniforms pressed
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    Ban cats
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    That zalflora I think that's how you spell it disinfectant in a small glass bottle It's a concentrate put some rag or even better saw dust in a plastic cup Tip in the zalflora and place it It works better than any of the rodent deodorant bags about and it smells a lot better Get it from the pound shops
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    Ratmanwan 22 250 leaves a hole
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    A nice big smoke
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    Looked in a pet shop window in a shopping centre in Spain 6 ferrets in a big cage curled up asleep Advertised as hand tame €120 euro a piece I thought they got it wrong went in and asked All castrated hobs and yes 120 euro each
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    Looks like you've shit it my friend lol What size are your boots
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    Funny really the local gun shop won't sell you a tub of gun powder unless you have a ticket Morrisons will sell you as much as you can carry It's a bit scary what you can make with A piece of copper pipe A box of bangers A 3mm drill bit A Marley And cotton wool
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    Or cats
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    Vasectomy that will be the best days work you've ever doneDon't know if the doc gave you the leaflets but It's now very good for the skin and helps with weight loss That's what I told the Mrs
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    All great British names
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    I thought I could find some shite on YouTube That's proper crap lol
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    Mine was carefully put together to get me to the front Of the logged on list Oh ye and its my name I've got a better chance of remembering it that way
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    Just out of interest what makes a 10 minute wasp nest worth more than £40 As long as it's local it doesn't get any easier
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    What's got 100 legs and smells of p~ss OAP conga
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    12 year old lad gets home from school and his mom asked if he's had a good day Boy replies not bad I had sex with a teacher the mom doesn't know what to do and sends him to his room Until his dad gets home Mom tells the dad their son came home and told her he's had sex with the teacher go and speak to him Dad asks the boy if it's true yes dad says the lad Right says the dad tell mom we've had a good talk and you know it's wrong But I am proud of you your only 12 and you've had sex with your teacher For that I'm going to buy you that bike you want The lad says thanks but can we leave i
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    Dustman knocks the door of a Chinese bloke Bloke answer harrrooow Dustman asks where's your bin Bloke answers I been In kitchen Dustman no no where's Your. Bin Bloke in kitchen Dustman come on mate where's your wheelie bin Bloke ok ok I wheelie bin in the bathroom knocking one out
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    A dad gets home to find his 16 year old son sat at the table smiling Dad says you look pleased with yourself Son says I just had an hour and half sex session with the lady next door Dad said well done son but I hope you wore something I did dad I'm not stupid a balaclava
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    Young lad sat on the church steps with a little glass bottle in his hand Vicar walks up and asks what's in the bottle Lad says its battery acid Vicar very concerned puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a small bottle He then tells the lad this is holy water and its special I put 2 drops of this on a woman's tummy And she passed a baby do you want to swap No thanks says the lad I put 2 drops of this on a dogs balls He passed an ice cream van and a motor bike
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    Bloke sat in a bar after his 4th double whiskey the barman asks what he is celebrating Bloke say my first BJ Let me buy you a drink says the barman No thanks says the bloke if 4 won't shift the taste nothing will
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