Go back and read what has been written.
Why would Ian, or anyone else want to read your poxy PM's???
If you've written anything on a computer, via PM or anything else, that could be used against you, then you are a FOOL.
The amount of fuss you are making about it suggests you have something to hide. Good luck when they take your computer away. I suggest the best thing you could do is switch the computer off, and vow never to use it again. Same goes for your phone.
We'll miss you, but hey, there's plenty of comedy on the TV to make up for it.
UP YOURS TO CHURCH HILL