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Mister Gain

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  1. Earliest memories of visiting my nan were the trek involved, was about 3 at the time. She used to live in the old railway tenements called Folkestone Gardens along from New Cross. A park now stands where they used to be, called..... Folkestone Gardens I quickly learned to dread visiting because she used to grab me, sit me on her knee and start bouncing me up and down whilst singing what would nowadays be deemed racist, but in 1957 it wasn't, The 10 Little N****r Boys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfNdwFwV6Ao This seemed never ending, after which I would be force fed a bowl of fatty nec
  2. Seen some of the bikers going along the A205 towards Woolwich.... very impressive. Lee Rigby, and the way he was slaughtered will not be forgotten, whether they erect a memorial or not.
  3. Even a year on and I still find it incredible that such an outrageous event could happen in Britian, and those pieces of sh1t are still breathing.. RIP
  4. Only one hand is a hook mate ........ Thought he lost both, and damaged an eye... Just checked http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224382/Abu-Hamza-given-new-hands-paid-U-S-government-prison-tells-hate-cleric-wear-hooks-outside-cell.html Well, if he's getting new hands paid for by the US government, thats that sorted.
  5. These people are surely the product of damaged sperm.. totally irrational.
  6. Who has been wiping his arse all these years??? Sure to fcuk he couldn't do it with those stumps... and using those hooks would have been very iffy?? More to the point, who is going to have to do it in prison??
  7. Craig, if you push the round domed head of another pellet into the misaligned/damaged skirt of the dodgy pellet with a tiny bit of pressure, it will reshape. Only takes a second to do. Accuracy is retained I use .22 AA Diabolo Field's. Can't vouch for 177's, but worth a try.
  8. A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What a
  9. I generally don't shoot further than about 40-45 yards, but have taken a rabbit at 65 yards. Circumstances dictated that it was a viable shot for the following reasons.. You can rarely get within about yards of them, at my orchard permission, even with very careful fieldcraft. It does get a fair bit of pressure from rimmies and cf's, so the best bet is to plot up near a warren. I was at a warren about this time last year and things were a bit slow. It was also a bit breezy. Up past the warren is a big old tree, and as I was bored I decided to have a practice shot at a small dark mark on t
  10. Reckon we might do OK in Brazil. Woy has already had the team together for a bit of training, a new style of play and they are looking a lot sharper and more coherent than previous recent England teams.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChK_kp-P9I0&list=RDChK_kp-P9I0#t=51
  11. LOL. Looks like he has an attitude problem.. We were the only visitors that day given the cold, windy, wet day, so we got the flying display all to ourselves. That eagle was quite impressive flying 4 - 5ft over your head, you could feel the rush of air. That Tribrid was impressive as well, in fact all the birds were. Thought that African Barn Owl was a beauty, they have really good long sight, but terrible short sight and once located they administer the 'coup de grâce' using sound.
  12. Had my son and his wife and my youngest grandaughter over from Australia in early February this year. One of the places we visited was Eagle Heights in Eynesford, Kent. Bloody cold, especially for them coming straight from a heatwave. Got a couple of snaps I thought I'd share.
  13. That photo of them sitting together is a cracker tiercel, does he intend to release it back into its habitat? Should imagine that if its been in a domestic situation for almost 3 years it might find it a struggle (and it'll miss the TV )
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgePEO7GUtE
  15. Don't know if it's this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMpSTG6FBM
  16. Wouldn't see a den round this way, wouldn't be surprised to see a mud hut though..
  17. Pity he wasn't on holiday in Australia... and got stung by a box jellyfish.
  18. Separate beds, separate rooms for the last 15 years... She said I make a noise like a bear, and I said she makes a noise like a loose arsehole...
  19. Mister Gain

    Old Age

    Yeah, old age does creep up you. I played regular football until I was 42. Only then did I realise it was starting to take longer for any 'knocks' to disappear, so hung up my boots. As I approached 50 all the aches and pains started to show themselves during cold or/and damp weather. Around that time I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, and a few years later went onto the insulin injections.. then the weight piled on despite eating relatively healthily.. Now I've just crept over 60 and slowed down considerably... on the good side though, I've now got a 60+ photo Oystercard
  20. Me and the wife are invited to my youngest gandaughters first birthday party on saturday ... only problem is that it's in Melbourne, Australia I shall celebrate from afar, a couple of bottles of red should do the trick.
  21. Made a smoker out of a 2 drawer filing cabinet a few years back, still going strong. It has a hole cut in the bottom for a gas burner for hot smoking, and a flap drops down to cover the hole for cold smoking... for stuff like home made bacon, cheese etc. The cold smoker is a CSG (cold smoke generator) http://www.macsbbq.com/cold-smokers it gives a 10 hour smoke.
  22. On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I decided to check up on my elderly neighbour. He was busy covering his dick with black shoe polish. I said to him, "Sid, you better get your hearing checked..... You're supposed to turn your clock back".
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