Never bought one either.. wife buys them frozen ones and she knows full well that she'll be eating the whole thing. However, I don't mind the ones I make myself. Make the dough base, home made tomato garlic and oregano sauce, and whatever you want to throw on it.
Had mild doses of the sh*ts and feeling unwell before, but only had 2 bad doses of food poisoning. Once back in the 70's from a chinky takeaway, and another about 10 years ago from a Big Mac, laid me low for about 3 days so I won't eat any Maccy D's now. Had a workmate was very bad through eating a kebab, he lost about 4 stones in