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Mister Gain

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  1. Fcuking RSPCA would get a few convictions if they started on oyster bars, many hundreds of live shellfish devoured every day.
  2. Another enjoyable video, thanks for posting it. Looked pretty hot though.
  3. Cooler days? I've just checked the temperature out there and it's 36 Just taken the dog out and we are basking in 4 degrees here LOL. You're right mate, all about enjoyment Looking forward to the vids.
  4. Just seen 2 blind men fighting in the street. You should have seen them run when I said "my money's on the one with the knife."
  5. If that's the case then they shouldn't use a sword, they should Axum.
  6. Paddy went to visit his wife in the maternity ward to find she had given birth to triplets. "How the fcuk has that happened?" said Paddy His wife said "Do you remember 9 months ago when we were about to make love but I was a bit dry, and you used 3-in-1 oil for lubrication." Paddy replied, " Good job I didn't use the WD40 then."
  7. Paddy shouts frantically into the phone " My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" " Is this her first child?" asks the doctor. " No", shouts Paddy, " This is her husband!"
  8. The Mrs said to me "Get your stuff packed, I want you gone, I'm absolutely sick of your obsession with Only Fools And Horses" I said "OK, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van."
  9. Fell asleep at a party last night and some b*stard put a teabag in my mouth. I went fcuking mental... nobody treats me like a mug!
  10. And Jacks Game with the giraffe Cheers, D. Nope lost me there. Jack Charlton had a long neck and was occasionally referred to as the giraffe If anyone wants to watch Jacks Game, they are available on Scott Reas Youtube page in amongst all that delicious grub. https://www.youtube.com/user/TheScottReaproject/videos
  11. Must be a popular method over there. I saw a similar method utilising small treble hooks, by some german lads in the marina at Puerto Pollensa, Majorca some years ago. Of course, I bought some and tried it, and yes it makes it ridiculously easy so after a couple of fish I went back to my usual method. I always used to take a freshwater rod and floats etc, and some pre-tied hooks to nylon in sizes 18-20-22. They used to do a long square sliced loaf out there and you could work it into crumb in your hand. It dispersed nicely in the water causing a nice cloud of crumb and the mullet would go mad
  12. HaHa , what about his wig , and that as well lol He couldn't stay at mine, my dog would rag that wig to shreds
  13. It looks like one of the two suspects arrested for the Quebec mosque shooting is of Moroccan origin, so highly likely a muslim himself, and both were heard to be yelling allahu akbar, so there may be more to this incident.
  14. I just looked at them oilskin hats MG they do look spot on for keeping the rain.but do they cope ok with strong wind. Only use it if its pissing hard mate, but they do have 2 small lugs with holes fashioned into them in case you want to attach a leather thong as a chinstrap. Not a very good photo I'm afraid. sydney oilskin.jpg is it made of kangaroo leather No, waxed cow hide.
  15. I just looked at them oilskin hats MG they do look spot on for keeping the rain.but do they cope ok with strong wind. Only use it if its pissing hard mate, but they do have 2 small lugs with holes fashioned into them in case you want to attach a leather thong as a chinstrap. Not a very good photo I'm afraid.
  16. The missus left me yesterday because of my obsession with Bob Marley, she even took the satellite dish. No woman, no Sky.
  17. Usually wear an old cheese cutter/flat cap generally, a camo baseball type cap for the permission (so now redundant), and an original Sydney Oilskin which I bought in the Victoria Market in Melbourne about 10 years ago. That stops any rain pissing down your neck, quality.
  18. If you don't like olives just omit them, but I feel that olives give an added dimension to the flavour. Dried fruits are used a lot in Moroccan/North African tagines, such as apricots, dates or prunes but I only had dried apple so didn't bother. Also used a lot is preserved lemon but again, I didn't have any. Rose petals are used in a lot of dishes, most harissa pastes contain them, as does a lot of the ras al hanout powder. You can buy bottles of rose water and just add a splash of that. All of these different ingredients enhance what is basically a stew/casserole and gives it it's authentici
  19. I get mine from a small shop in the high street. With the amount of foreigners now living in the area these type of shops are appearing more and more to cater for the different tastes. I notice ASDA do a harissa paste, don't know what it's like though) This particular shop stocks loads of different pickled veggies, nuts, seeds, Iranian saffron, Cypriot pastirma sausage, jars of vine leaves for dolmades (I harvest my own and freeze them), as well as fresh veggies and fruit (not pre-packed), in fact loads of stuff from all over the place. I don't cook as much as I used to, it's a very t
  20. Found 5 skinned pheasant thighs in the freezer yesterday, and knowing they were over 2 years old I decided to thaw them out and see if they were still OK. No freezer burn so they are for todays dinner. The wife said to make a small casserole, but... I know best and thought I'd ponce it up a bit, I cubed up the thighs, peeled and chopped 3 carrots, 3 coarsley chopped red onions. Made up some chicken stock, put the diffuser onto the hob and put it all in and brought it up to a slow simmer. Added... teaspoon of garlic powder. about 25 halved black olives (and a splash of the brine) ha
  21. does any thing actually rhyme with orange Yes, 'sporange', In botany, the case or sac in plants in which the spores, which are equivalent to the seeds of flowering plants, are produced or carried. Also sporangium.
  22. Mick... "What rhymes with orange?" Paddy... "No it fcuking doesn't."
  23. Couple of questions, if he is not muslim then why was he screaming Alluha Akbar while he was murdering those innocent people? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RuUZYLMklo Also, why is the cnut still alive? I think the Victoria police need to put more time in at the range.
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