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low plains drifter

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  1. Huddled around the last 3/4 inch of candle
  2. Light refreshments this evening
  3. Incidentally if you break out in these symptoms it could be bird flu Circa 1.10
  4. Upside down after dusting the entire fiver deal of Rocky Soaps yourself, have you had a whitey?
  5. Sounds rough going I prescribe an expedition around deepest darkest Crowland accompanied by mC HULL and the deep chested whippets, it'll be a tonic
  6. Hells Bells Mash Thought this was a pic of your neighbours lurcher tumbler Was about to request a postal address to send a dispensing bottle of Benzyl Benzoate over
  7. Au contraire Rodney I wrote a song about him You know?
  8. Do you recall an Inn Miranda?, enquired Bob Ottey
  9. Dogfox is on here, give himself a new name and everything You know?
  10. You know the dance Mandingo Scatter cushions Periwinkle blue boys
  11. Shame nobody had the inclination to give him a hand
  12. I was approached to feature in my capacity as rustic eccentric from the kentish hop fields, but I digress
  13. Natural healthy life mate, I've let fame, riches and multi millions go by the wayside in favour of a life of penury and to drift across the sod
  14. What do you reckon? We all meet up at North Kyme and start marauding all over in unison after eating the Cheerio cafe out of house and home?
  15. Incidentally the pristine paws and highly groomed inside thighs are a result of the slop having time to air dry and crumble off thus leaving a poodle parlour pampered esque appearance and a ravenous appetite for Chappie original of the family size tin category with a side serving of charcoal biscuits
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