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  1. This keir Starmer cat was one of the names mentioned as being on the radar of the attacker, got to be up close and personal to use a knife, but the chances of successfully defending yourself against a determined attacker are virtually nil especially unarmed I remember reading about an experiment where they stood two men in a room one with a knife and the other with a handgun in a holster, think it was 21 foot apart facing eachother, when the referee set them away they reckon the knifeman closed the gap and was on the gunman every single time before he could point the pistol, this being tr
  2. Huddled around the last 3/4 inch of candle
  3. Light refreshments this evening
  4. Incidentally if you break out in these symptoms it could be bird flu Circa 1.10
  5. Upside down after dusting the entire fiver deal of Rocky Soaps yourself, have you had a whitey?
  6. Sounds rough going I prescribe an expedition around deepest darkest Crowland accompanied by mC HULL and the deep chested whippets, it'll be a tonic
  7. Hells Bells Mash Thought this was a pic of your neighbours lurcher tumbler Was about to request a postal address to send a dispensing bottle of Benzyl Benzoate over
  8. Au contraire Rodney I wrote a song about him You know?
  9. Do you recall an Inn Miranda?, enquired Bob Ottey
  10. Dogfox is on here, give himself a new name and everything You know?
  11. You know the dance Mandingo Scatter cushions Periwinkle blue boys
  12. Shame nobody had the inclination to give him a hand
  13. I was approached to feature in my capacity as rustic eccentric from the kentish hop fields, but I digress
  14. Natural healthy life mate, I've let fame, riches and multi millions go by the wayside in favour of a life of penury and to drift across the sod
  15. What do you reckon? We all meet up at North Kyme and start marauding all over in unison after eating the Cheerio cafe out of house and home?
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