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low plains drifter

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  1. I am going I am going where streams of whisky are flowing
  2. All looking very well captain, how's the rough fella's tightness
  3. Get yourself an old biddies trike and tie the dog at the back the big old leather holdall stops the dog seeing any runnable cats up ahead
  4. £15 for red mills racer and £14 for the tracker full of cereal and shit
  5. Too much nostalgia and handbag swinging going on here gotta have someone to lighten things up, anyone wanna buy an action man collection
  6. Looks a right bap with that sign hanging off him
  7. No such thing as a pure saluki they are lurchers from another country, get yourself a good old merlin x eve bred animal and get that cooking pot filled
  8. Borrow the shepherds beardie, it'll run the opposite way to the hare and settle up at the gate
  9. Mate of mine has had some bother lately from a bunch of rats in a tranny van wanting his two saluki crosses, were'nt interested in his other dogs though and his neighbour said they were round the back looking into his yard it's sickening to hear about this happening again, keeping our eyes open up here in the north east, hope your dogs are back with you soon, all the best mate
  10. Thought the dog cost 84 pound when I read the title, reminded me of a time a lad went to buy a car for 40 quid and asked for 2 quid back to buy a half ounce of baccy
  11. well night vision did'nt do much good for the old cock jammer on silence of the lambs
  12. and you'd find more to run on Jupiter
  13. wont attract any suspicion with one of them by your side
  14. They must be too chimp headed to get a human to rub up against
  15. What's happened to the status updates be f****d ?
  16. should have just hung them up with the guts left in until the maggots ate their innards and they dropped off the hook then they would have been ready for the pot
  17. Gonna have a run on some big winter wheat tonight , too dangerous to run in the daytime they hit the roads to try to throw the dogs off, had the traffic stopped on both sides of the road last time
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