Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boilingYeah, but I'd feel a proper gay cnut walking it lol You'd be able to carry it off, fit in perfectly alongside the cape and leotard and the pink hunter wellies
Stop it lol it would ruin my rep and my look ffs
Not to mention the gimp mask and the morris dancing