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  1. low plains drifter
    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45After playing with a machine gun for a wee while, nowt else compares lol that's why I wouldn't own a gun. That and I'd end up having to bury wife and tell kids she ran away with a darkie lolAye I played operation wolf a bit in the 80's down at the plaza amusements, but what about this darkie he's not the same one you were trying to rope in to carry your rabbits is he haha I m still top of scoreboard in amusements. I'm not racist pal, any darkie will do There's a Richard prior lookalike with any empty pint pot shuffling around these
  2. low plains drifter
    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45 After playing with a machine gun for a wee while, nowt else compares lol that's why I wouldn't own a gun. That and I'd end up having to bury wife and tell kids she ran away with a darkie lol Aye I played operation wolf a bit in the 80's down at the plaza amusements, but what about this darkie he's not the same one you were trying to rope in to carry your rabbits is he haha
  3. low plains drifter
    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45
  4. low plains drifter
    Yes mate i think i'll just keep it simple for my first attempt, just got back from nightshift and took the dogs for their walk and found bucket loads of sloes just round the corner from where i live lol so no need to go short, also does it make much difference if you use brewing sugar rather than normal sugar, when i've made beer the normal sugar is no good as it makes the beer acidic
  5. low plains drifter
    Lowa hunter gore tex evolution extreme for the proper days out, and a pair of dunlop purofort for the local daily walks
  6. low plains drifter
    Get it down you it'll be reet
  7. low plains drifter
    You wanna get yourself a few hobbies and interests, cannot be any fun bumming around in stunning locations with that hotch potch rabble
  8. low plains drifter
    The moor with hares
  9. low plains drifter
    Well i've been out this afternoon and found myself a good few sloes, think i'll make 3 litres for my first attempt. Watched the piss take poaching dvd a while ago and the man on that added a tin of strawberries to his mix to sweeten it up, i was wondering if this could be done instead of adding sugar, anyone ever tried it ?
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    Too late ? I thought you were supposed to leave them until after the first decent frost lol, i've still got a few other places to check so hopefully be a few about, the place where i work has a row of big blackthorn trees growing and i havent seen any sloes on them either
  11. low plains drifter
    Blair said himself that he regretted pushing for the hunting act to be brought in, i dont follow politics, but to me this bloke sounds like a walking talking cluster fukc
  12. low plains drifter
    was it not sweetcorn ?
  13. low plains drifter
    He will look back on this as a fond memory in years to come
  14. low plains drifter
    what happens if she wins. She can have a free lining
  15. low plains drifter
    Does'nt seem to matter how well or how much you feed them, some are just big old dirty born in the bone shit eaters
  16. low plains drifter
    COME ON WITHOUT, COME ON WITHIN, YOU WONT SEE NOTHING LIKE THE MIGHTY WHIN
  17. low plains drifter
    Offer the lezza a lamping match
  18. low plains drifter
    Divers mask and oxygen tank might help
  19. low plains drifter
    Divers mask and oxygen tank might help
  20. low plains drifter
    I'll have it in exchange for 3 days hard labour courtesy of LurcherLad94, i hear he's a dab hand with a hedge trimmer
  21. low plains drifter
    Been having a look for some sloes today the blackthorn bushes up here in the north east have got nothing but leaves on them, does anyone know if this has been a poor year for them or what ?
  22. low plains drifter
    Be perfect for the soft bouncy silage fields, but only if brindle with a matching collar and from tried and tested bombproof mousing lines
  23. low plains drifter
    It's all about the plasma cannon these days college boy
  24. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies You know me so well There's only one Mushroom T'fuuk I have muck boots not froggies I was refering to the friendly intimacy you share with Meat, but why would a spanish gigolo need any form of knee le
  25. low plains drifter
    A cold wind blows i think they call the dvd
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