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  1. low plains drifter
    Get it down you it'll be reet
  2. low plains drifter
    You wanna get yourself a few hobbies and interests, cannot be any fun bumming around in stunning locations with that hotch potch rabble
  3. low plains drifter
    The moor with hares
  4. low plains drifter
    Well i've been out this afternoon and found myself a good few sloes, think i'll make 3 litres for my first attempt. Watched the piss take poaching dvd a while ago and the man on that added a tin of strawberries to his mix to sweeten it up, i was wondering if this could be done instead of adding sugar, anyone ever tried it ?
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    Too late ? I thought you were supposed to leave them until after the first decent frost lol, i've still got a few other places to check so hopefully be a few about, the place where i work has a row of big blackthorn trees growing and i havent seen any sloes on them either
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    Blair said himself that he regretted pushing for the hunting act to be brought in, i dont follow politics, but to me this bloke sounds like a walking talking cluster fukc
  7. low plains drifter
    was it not sweetcorn ?
  8. low plains drifter
    He will look back on this as a fond memory in years to come
  9. low plains drifter
    what happens if she wins. She can have a free lining
  10. low plains drifter
    Does'nt seem to matter how well or how much you feed them, some are just big old dirty born in the bone shit eaters
  11. low plains drifter
    COME ON WITHOUT, COME ON WITHIN, YOU WONT SEE NOTHING LIKE THE MIGHTY WHIN
  12. low plains drifter
    Offer the lezza a lamping match
  13. low plains drifter
    Divers mask and oxygen tank might help
  14. low plains drifter
    Divers mask and oxygen tank might help
  15. low plains drifter
    I'll have it in exchange for 3 days hard labour courtesy of LurcherLad94, i hear he's a dab hand with a hedge trimmer
  16. low plains drifter
    Been having a look for some sloes today the blackthorn bushes up here in the north east have got nothing but leaves on them, does anyone know if this has been a poor year for them or what ?
  17. low plains drifter
    Be perfect for the soft bouncy silage fields, but only if brindle with a matching collar and from tried and tested bombproof mousing lines
  18. low plains drifter
    It's all about the plasma cannon these days college boy
  19. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies You know me so well There's only one Mushroom T'fuuk I have muck boots not froggies I was refering to the friendly intimacy you share with Meat, but why would a spanish gigolo need any form of knee le
  20. low plains drifter
    A cold wind blows i think they call the dvd
  21. low plains drifter
    Try the Cluson PLR 500 rechargeable LED lamp, under 50 doubloons delivered from Ian Hodge and a pleasure to use
  22. low plains drifter
    Halogen ? Is'nt that what the troglodytes had, we've been using xenon bulbs for centuries lol
  23. low plains drifter
    The hunting act is an absolute cluster fukc, the fact that any part of it is brought into a courtroom shows the ignorance of anyone pushing for a prosecution involving that garbage
  24. low plains drifter
    part timer ye fat b*****ddid the local vicar slam the finger into you in Sunday school snapper.you seem very bitter. He's never been to church so it wasn't the vicar. But I heard 2 fellas used to come round his house when he was growing up. They said it was "extra curricular activity". One was Jimmy Saville and the other Michael Barrymore. Don't know what they wanted . Did gary glitter send them round
  25. low plains drifter
    2 minuets....BOSH A [/size]minuet is an elegant and moderately-paced dance which has three even beats and regular tunes. The [/size]minuet became one of the dances to form part of a special set of dances, favoured by Bach amongst others, which is called the Dance Suite. [/size] [/size] [/size] [/size] ohhhhhhhh the shame of being made to look like a pillock by this pillock Dont you mean a pollick by this pillock lol
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