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low plains drifter

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  1. More likely to have taken a grey, but to a dog any squirrel is fair game regardless of coat colour
  2. Fukcin hell mate, you sound like a human swiss army knife carrying all that shit about lol Lol...Iknow ....I need to hire a polish lad to carry my shit about A Suffolk Punch might be the better option
  3. Fukcin hell mate, you sound like a human swiss army knife carrying all that shit about lol
  4. I assume when you say "4 stone ago" you mean that you have lost 4 stone? HaHa Tomo wishes, Ginsters and Theakstons can only enhance middle age spread
  5. I fecked the fuse, wire, and battery all off, and bought a PLR 500
  6. Only with fragrant panties (ladies) in. Dont tell Meat that, he'll be sending you a big old soiled leotard lol
  7. They must be good, he ordered one of mine last week This reminds me of a time when working as a landscape gardener we went to a factory shop to buy some wheelbarrows and one of the lads there said even they did'nt use the barrows that they made lol
  8. I bet a well cooked portion of healthy corvid would do you more good than them greasy cooked ex battery hens with the piss burnt feet they sell in supermarkets
  9. What time is the minibus coming to pick you up ?
  10. Feck that, my dogs get spoiled enough without munching on my rook pie
  11. I hear Meat is going to be judging lurchers whilst sporting his leotard, cape, gimp mask, and multiple name tags, and is hoping to feature in the morris dancing demos
  12. Did you sell them all ? no iv never bred a litter...cocky c**t thatwas a right bite Got jaws like popeye that lad
  13. PM Mr pit, he'll email you a list of his dvd's
  14. You've had it now mate, she'll be up the duff already, happy days are here again lolol
  15. Sounds like Byker Years ago I found a one eyed gamecock wandering in Byker, by the Ouseburn below the Cumberland arms. It had probably been out on the pish trying to start some fights
  16. Reminds me of all the school kids you see pushing prams about these days
  17. Meat will help you with that, might even let you wear his kneepads
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