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  1. low plains drifter
    Fukcin hell mate, you sound like a human swiss army knife carrying all that shit about lol
  2. low plains drifter
    I assume when you say "4 stone ago" you mean that you have lost 4 stone? HaHa Tomo wishes, Ginsters and Theakstons can only enhance middle age spread
  3. low plains drifter
    I fecked the fuse, wire, and battery all off, and bought a PLR 500
  4. low plains drifter
    Only with fragrant panties (ladies) in. Dont tell Meat that, he'll be sending you a big old soiled leotard lol
  5. low plains drifter
    They must be good, he ordered one of mine last week This reminds me of a time when working as a landscape gardener we went to a factory shop to buy some wheelbarrows and one of the lads there said even they did'nt use the barrows that they made lol
  6. low plains drifter
    Pre ban ?
  7. low plains drifter
    So will i hare casserole all the way
  8. low plains drifter
    I bet a well cooked portion of healthy corvid would do you more good than them greasy cooked ex battery hens with the piss burnt feet they sell in supermarkets
  9. low plains drifter
    What time is the minibus coming to pick you up ?
  10. low plains drifter
    Feck that, my dogs get spoiled enough without munching on my rook pie
  11. low plains drifter
    Looking well TC
  12. low plains drifter
    I hear Meat is going to be judging lurchers whilst sporting his leotard, cape, gimp mask, and multiple name tags, and is hoping to feature in the morris dancing demos
  13. low plains drifter
    Did you sell them all ? no iv never bred a litter...cocky c**t thatwas a right bite Got jaws like popeye that lad
  14. low plains drifter
    Good stuff Marshman
  15. low plains drifter
    PM Mr pit, he'll email you a list of his dvd's
  16. low plains drifter
    You've had it now mate, she'll be up the duff already, happy days are here again lolol
  17. low plains drifter
    Should be pinned
  18. low plains drifter
    Freezer full of venison is always welcome
  19. low plains drifter
    Sounds like Byker Years ago I found a one eyed gamecock wandering in Byker, by the Ouseburn below the Cumberland arms. It had probably been out on the pish trying to start some fights
  20. low plains drifter
    Sounds like Byker
  21. low plains drifter
    Did you sell them all ?
  22. low plains drifter
    Reminds me of all the school kids you see pushing prams about these days
  23. low plains drifter
    Meat will help you with that, might even let you wear his kneepads
  24. low plains drifter
    Best thing to do after a hard session get the blood sugar and salt levels back to normal
  25. low plains drifter
    Was that back in the days when you skulked about in a hareskin loincloth and rabbitskin moccosans
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