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  1. low plains drifter
    I wish all the top clobber was breedable, save us all a fortune lol
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    You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here ?

  3. low plains drifter
    That's true he said it was good to get some shit down him after three months of eating his greens
  4. low plains drifter
    Beans on toast alround then
  5. low plains drifter
    Go to the beach, dig a hole in the sand, burn some wood on large stones, put hot stones in hole with venison wrapped in foil on top then fill hole with sand, leave to cook, while preparing a sauce of your choice, and dont forget your flagon of ale
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    You're not one of them fellas with a shirt pocket full of jollop are you TJ
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    Was looking at the mighty fine christmas cakes in the bakery the other day and on asking the price £4.60 was the reply, or we've got these slices for a quid which i accepted, i'll be going back for the big un very soon
  8. low plains drifter
    Does Disco workout ?
  9. low plains drifter
    How could you be anything but good sporting a cape and leotard
  10. low plains drifter
    What's with the interrogation, this is'nt deepest, darkest russia you know lol
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    White fallow are really common down here but never seen a white roe .. We've only got the roe where i am, a lad i know wanted me to go to a place after he had seen 7 roe in a field, so i went up with him and saw one doe standing at the far side of a field, but i could tell straight away that she was no roe, later on the white buck crossed our paths, and in it's panic smashed it's way through a new fence snapping the thick metal wire with it's antlers
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    What not even 1/4 of their cheeseburger allowance early doors ?
  13. low plains drifter
    Have the Bull rustlers paid you a visit ?
  14. low plains drifter
    That would be a sight worth seeing, saw a white fallow buck once and he was a picture
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    When we were kids we never fed any pork products to our ferrets as it was said to damage their brains, tomatoes are used by some to counter the build up of lactic acid, and my young bitch loves fat, lard is the drug and she needs to score
  16. low plains drifter
    Hope that works for him mate, bobza off here had a right old carry on with this sort of infection in his saluki lurcher, but all come good in the end, the dog is about 7 year old now and is still a lethal animal
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    Can I come and live in your kennels, but i'd prefer the chargrilled chicken bun and a steak bake courtesy of greggs and no need to hold back on the onions
  18. low plains drifter
    Give the dog a short emptying out walk and if it is very cold try giving a rub down with alco ectolin or some other liniment
  19. low plains drifter
    Get a Rennie down you
  20. low plains drifter
    Should have left the big old musky carcass for the scavengers, and hightailed it to the nearest KFC
  21. low plains drifter
    No kebab shop round your way then ?
  22. low plains drifter
    What's with the pics Pablo, i'm getting sea sick here lol
  23. low plains drifter
    Wee mix, sounds like a shared piss pot lol
  24. low plains drifter
    Nothing worse than a lamp with an injured stopper, apart from the moody wiring in a blitz
  25. low plains drifter
    A Range Rover is just like a gun room on wheels, rifles and cigars in the front, champagne and lobsters in the back, and a red faced tweed clad fat f****r in the hot seat
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