Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear
That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol
just ask them to help you back to the minibus
I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be
Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies
You know me so well
There's only one Mushroom