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low plains drifter

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  1. I assume when you say "4 stone ago" you mean that you have lost 4 stone? HaHa Tomo wishes, Ginsters and Theakstons can only enhance middle age spread
  2. I fecked the fuse, wire, and battery all off, and bought a PLR 500
  3. Only with fragrant panties (ladies) in. Dont tell Meat that, he'll be sending you a big old soiled leotard lol
  4. They must be good, he ordered one of mine last week This reminds me of a time when working as a landscape gardener we went to a factory shop to buy some wheelbarrows and one of the lads there said even they did'nt use the barrows that they made lol
  5. I bet a well cooked portion of healthy corvid would do you more good than them greasy cooked ex battery hens with the piss burnt feet they sell in supermarkets
  6. What time is the minibus coming to pick you up ?
  7. Feck that, my dogs get spoiled enough without munching on my rook pie
  8. I hear Meat is going to be judging lurchers whilst sporting his leotard, cape, gimp mask, and multiple name tags, and is hoping to feature in the morris dancing demos
  9. Did you sell them all ? no iv never bred a litter...cocky c**t thatwas a right bite Got jaws like popeye that lad
  10. PM Mr pit, he'll email you a list of his dvd's
  11. You've had it now mate, she'll be up the duff already, happy days are here again lolol
  12. Sounds like Byker Years ago I found a one eyed gamecock wandering in Byker, by the Ouseburn below the Cumberland arms. It had probably been out on the pish trying to start some fights
  13. Reminds me of all the school kids you see pushing prams about these days
  14. Meat will help you with that, might even let you wear his kneepads
  15. Best thing to do after a hard session get the blood sugar and salt levels back to normal
  16. Was that back in the days when you skulked about in a hareskin loincloth and rabbitskin moccosans
  17. I've never asked anybody to look after one of my dogs, but i have looked after 3 dogs for other people who were in need, and everyone of them dropped me in the shit, too bad for them when they needed help the next time and it was'nt there, also worked some dogs for people and that was a pleasure to take them out for the day then return them to their owners
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