I recall working on building site security Circa 2001, used to have a few tins in the cabin whilst watching now is the time night of combat on channel 5, these were the days of the up and coming Liam Harrison
Anyway the stinker that used to travel around the sites checking on the guards had a habit of creeping up on them and giving them a fright, he come unstuck as he tried to barge through the locked door and almost caved his cheek bone in, as I lay snoring in the dark flat out on the dinner table, Incidentally they don't make LCL pils nowadays
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