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low plains drifter

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  1. There's a lot to be said about a gadgeys lino You know?
  2. He of the droppers? Indeed, a dossers errand
  3. Ordeals you say? Well have some of this for an ordeal A visit to Ikea this afternoon Felt like a different feckin planet Like Father Ted and chums in the Lingerie section Don't know how I got in Didn't know how to get out Follow the arrows the assistant exclaimed Them arrows I replied pointing to the signs up a height No says she, the arrows down there on the floor they were Like mirage esque holograms Away I set again accompanied by some vague soundtrack tipping out of stealth speakers Don't think we sell guest beds says the nex
  4. The big cat sporting the green cardy is black neck If you look closely you can see the head of a bull whippet sticking out of his tent
  5. I couldn't even put my boots on to walk the dogs, I'm like a gimp
  6. I didn't realise it was for Charlie Kirk, thought it was just another of Billys usual videos I'm twisted up with sciatica, not used to having to doss about doing nowt
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