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salclalin

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  1. Rather you than me Mate :sick: :sick:
  2. Don't get up and Give in to Her otherwise she Will have you Trained instead of you Training Her.
  3. In my Experience it is not Unusual for Large Dogs to go over their Due Date By a couple of Days.All the same keep an Eye on Her.
  4. A young Afghan Boy is Late for his Class at Terrorist School,When he gets to Class his Teacher asks him why he is Late,He replies Sorry Sir I left my Rucksack on the Bus.Excellent Replies the Teacher you've Passed your Practical Exam.
  5. If he Stops and Chews the Dummy Stop the Game immediately and leave it for the Day and try the Next day.
  6. Start by Making the Pup sit.Then give the Command STAY.If the Pup moves take it back to the Exact spot that it Moved from.Only do this a Couple of times in a Training session.Only have it Staying for about 30 seconds at First because it will to Move.Gradually lenghthen the Time.It will Twig what is Required of the Command Stay in the End.I always Reward my Pups with a titbit(Cheese)After they have Completed the Task.Once you Have got the Pup staying a Reasonable length of time,then it is time to Get the pup Staying while you Walk Away from it(Facing the Pup).Do this by Putting the Pup in the S
  7. Cracking Pup Mate,Should be a useful Dog.
  8. The Wife had a Papillon many years ago that was a Right b*****d.The Twat Bit me On several occasions.I couldn't even get in the Bedroom if He was there First .I had to put on Welding Gaunlets to Handle The Fecker.I was Heartbroken when A Neighbours Alsatian got hold of it
  9. My sentiments Exactly.I keep the Large Fowl and The Bantams.I also Bred some Rhode Island x Light Sussex Last year and got Some Beautiful Pullets .Hoping to Breed some More this Season.
  10. An old Down and out is Walking in a Lane in Liverpool When he kicks a Bottle,The top comes off and out pops a Genie.Thank F*£k for that the Genie Says i've been stuck in that Bottle for two Hundred years.I'll grant you one wish and one wish only.The down and out thinks for a While and then says to the Genie,See my old Dog here,Well he only has one Eye,He's goinng Deaf only has three Legs and a Bad case of the Mange Could you put him Right.But Master, The Genie Replied most People want Wealth and Happiness Wouldn't you Prefer a Different Wish.The Down and out thought a While and Said ok Could
  11. I Heard today that John Terry is Moving to Wales,Apparantley he likes Coming over the Bridge.
  12. What you are doing is Spot on.But Don't give the Pup to many Retrieves or he will get Bored.Two or Three a Day is enough for a Pup that age.Make it a Game for the Pup,A game that he enjoys.
  13. Here's a Pic of my Collie/Greyhound/Deerhound Type.She is A Cream Merle.
  14. F£%k All done When England Fielded 16 players in the World Cup then they went on to win it.
  15. I was Talking to A Scrap Dealer Yesterday who Takes the Copper and Aluminium from where i work,and he Said Copper is Fetching £4,500 a Ton.Aluminium £750 a Ton and Steel £2,500 a Ton.
  16. Wales 21-England 15.Providing Lee Byrne is Free to Play.
  17. Hell of a Lot Faster :clapper
  18. Plenty of time Yet Mate.I would never take a Pup out with Experienced Lamping Lurchers,For the Simple Reason that the Pup will Get Excited(Understandibly)Which could Result in the Pup Giving Tongue.Just my Opinion of Course.
  19. Cut the Nail right Back on the Toe until it Bleeds.This releases the Pressure on the Toe.That way you wont get a Callous on the Joint.Give the Pup Plenty of Rest.
  20. Congrats Mate,Mind you the First 25yrs are the Worst.
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