An old Down and out is Walking in a Lane in Liverpool When he kicks a Bottle,The top comes off and out pops a Genie.Thank F*£k for that the Genie Says i've been stuck in that Bottle for two Hundred years.I'll grant you one wish and one wish only.The down and out thinks for a While and then says to the Genie,See my old Dog here,Well he only has one Eye,He's goinng Deaf only has three Legs and a Bad case of the Mange Could you put him Right.But Master, The Genie Replied most People want Wealth and Happiness Wouldn't you Prefer a Different Wish.The Down and out thought a While and Said ok Could