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Malt

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  1. Went and paid a deposit on this JRT last night, she'll be ready to pick up in a few weeks, She'll be my first terrier, I grew up with spaniels at home and then had one of my own when I got my first place. I've also had a GSD. Really looking forward to getting her out with the ferrets about this time next year, to hit a few coneys.
  2. I just had to get my Scottish Wife to translate that for me , Kreet! :11:
  3. Malt

    FAO jrt

    Here's mine, great fun in and around the garden and in barns & sheds. Only usefull up to about 25 yards though I'm using it to teach my 14 year old daughter how to shoot
  4. I'll try to get a copy, do you know who wrote it? cheers for the info!
  5. Spot on! I've read his speach before, and the man was crucified for speaking the truth. It seems that these days, the vocal minority have the hold over the silent minority. It seems that if you want your point to be heard, all you have to do is shout louder than everyone else, like the tw*t in the pub, who thinks he's right because he speaks with a loud voice. I tell you, it's about time the silent majority stopped being silent!
  6. Malt

    cyber hunters

    As I've said before, WE ONLY SHAG THE SHEEP THAT END UP IN ENGLAND! But if you jocks keep it up, we'll start on your fuc*ers as well!
  7. My grandad had a few greenfinch/goldfinch mules and some other hybrids, I don't think any of them were ever fertile though. I don't know much about keeping finches, but my grandad & my uncle kept them for donkeys years, mostly canairies, but also some captive bred native finches, such as bullfinches etc. One day when I have more space & more time, I might give it a go, I used to find it fascinating sitting in the shed with my grandad, especially looking at all the beautifull red factor canairies, which always amazed me how they could drink couloured water & turn red!
  8. To be honest mate, you're hoping for alot! I wouldn't get rid of a good pair of working ferrets at this time of year. To be honest, the only thing you're likely to get is crap. Just go out with someone else, and wait till next season & get some good kitts. The only time you're likely to get anything decent, is if someone has had to give up because of bad health or something.
  9. Malt

    Tampons

    So? Boyo c*m or mens c*m, your mothers still love it!
  10. We used to get one in my nan's garden, eyeing up my grandad's budgies. It used to sit on the greenhouse, about 15 metres from the house. Cracking birds.
  11. Cracking fish, spot on! Never been fly fishing, i'm a sea angler myself, but i've been tempted to try. I'm glad you kept the fish though, what's the point of releasing a fish you can eat unless you have a keep-net full!
  12. Get to the army surpless and get some gortex over-trousers. Look out for a good pair with no snags etc. Really light & waterproof. You should get some for under £20.
  13. Spot on mate, It's called Suicide is painless, but I can't remember who sang it though!
  14. Nice one mate! I've got 3 & me and the wife are trying for another one. (we must be mad! ) Hell of a thing seeing your child come into the world though, it's not pretty, but it's the most beautiful moment you will ever have. Good luck with everything.
  15. Malt

    Tampons

    We do shag sheep, but i'll let you in on a secret. You see, we only shag certain sheep. The only ones we shag, are the ones that get loaded onto trucks and travel east along the M4. It tenderizes the meat you see, and we all know that what English mothers like on a sunday, is hot, tender Welsh meat full of a Welshmans c*m!
  16. NEWS UPDATE: The recent phenomenon of death by laughter seems to be spreading. Reports of new cases are coming in by the hour. Cases all over Wales, ranging from the Llyn peninsular, to the Vale of Glamorgan have been reported. BREAKING NEWS: It has just been comfimed, the phenomenon is not just confined to the British mainland. Several new cases are being reported from across the Irish sea. Several English holidaymakers, who were staying in the west of Wales, reported what sounded like "A tidal wave of laughter" rolling in from a westerly direction, that coinsi
  17. Talking of which, I nearly pissed myself reading this! :11:
  18. Malt

    Tampons

    We've always said you english were stuck up cu**s! :11: Gotta love the banter!
  19. I took my four year old son a few weeks ago & he loved it. Poor little bugger walked for miles & miles, he was knackered but he behaved himself the whole day, he's coming again on sunday. As long as you keep your daughter interested in what your doing, get her to pass you the nets etc. she'll be fine.
  20. Right, will get on the case, but it might take me a while!
  21. Come to think of it, I have a Crosman king ratty that I was I was looking to customise. I phoned crosman, and they were willing to send me a longer barrel for about £25 inc postage. I would have thought that most manufacturers would stock spares an the like. I think I may still have the number for crosman here somewhere, on a piece of paper, don't know where though. Only problem, is the barrels might not be what you are looking for. If you want though I could try to sift through my mountains of shite and PM you the number though. Does the ban on mail order guns include spares?
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