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  1. The building society in Roman Road , Bow got robbed so many times the girls never battered an eyelid , two dopey b*****ds robbed it Monday morning as soon as it opened , they got about nine quids worth of coins and to top it all got caught and done for armed robbery ...?
  2. Sorry mate sometimes it is justified to shoot the messenger ! ...?
  3. I know your looking for a new job mate but nicking someone else’s isn’t considered good form , and then to bollock up your first job ....?... hope your not wishing the old boy dead ....?
  4. We are on lockdown here in Spain ..everything bar restaurant , beach , gyms ( I’m told ) most shops ,parks schools etc ..are shut , pretty drastic considering we haven't had any reported cases down here yet .. Normally this time of year sees a big influx of people from Madrid coming down but from what I’m told the authorities are doing there best to keep this from happening .. The brits in Benidorm are doing there best to carry on pissing it up and bollock every one off ..
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    RIP Roy Hudd

    Yea but the bird died today ....?
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    RIP Roy Hudd

    The bird was funnier ...RIP to them both .
  7. Handsome looking dog , he’s got that look of a clever & intelligent dog that’s taking in exactly what’s going on around him ..my pals one has that same look ..
  8. A keeper pal of mine has one , it’s a complete tool ...as a pet you’re be better of with a honey badger ..
  9. Diesel is €1.09 litre here , That’s about £1 a litre ..highest I’ve seen it here in the last nine months is €1.19 ...
  10. About time you had a bit of good luck ..well pleased for you ..?
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    Club Row

    Remember that , Sunday morning the Lane and club row was a regular outing .Used to watch the fella selling the crockery pile it up in his arms and throw it up in the air a bit while all the time talking to customers , we always wanted him to drop the lot but he never did . Used to buy dr martins boots just off brick lane at Blackmans ,we were fifteen then ..don’t suppose he’s still there now that was fifty odd years ago ...
  12. Stop trying to dig yourself out , you done wrong , she gave you a slap , man up ...?
  13. There used to be a sign in my mates garage “be quick , employ a teenager while they still know everything “ ...when the apprentice started telling him what was wrong with a motor he would just point to the sign and say nothing ..
  14. This one was made by midnight , holds a cracking edge and lives in the stalking bag , This one is my pocket knife customised by Griff , my other stalking knife is the orange eka folder that lives in the stalking jacket, if I’ve only got one or two to gralloch I’ll use the eka , if there’s going to be a few to do I’ll get the kit from the bag which includes a couple of victorinox boning knives as well as midnights one ...
  15. Cabbage water (green water ) ...good sprinkle of black pepper ...the drink of the gods ..?
  16. If they started to repatriate offenders they’d be crying their fcuking eyes out ..
  17. Given who his mother is that’s got to be sure bet ....
  18. He’s not going to get into any trouble if he’s the only one , normally takes at least two for any sort of fight to make any headway ...he seems happy enough in his very tiny world , crack on ...
  19. You could always get griff to make you one where you wear out the blade and keep the handle .. my inpocket knife ..
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    Our tune

    Knees up mother brown ...
  21. I blame their mums , fancy letting them walk home from the nursery on their own ....
  22. And Lilly Allen could apologise for not being there to save it ...
  23. I sold my hilux and bought the isuzu ? but if I wanted a towing vehicle (or ram raider) the eigthy series 4.2 manual would be the motor of choice ...
  24. £8000 will get you a tidy Toyota colarado, probably 08 plate , tows 2.8 ton ..or buy the best towing vehicle ever built Toyota landcruiser Amazon..tows 3.5 ton and you wont know it's there ..
  25. My pals son had all the locks upgraded on his van after losing all his tools , three months later he lost another lot when the took the side panel out of the van with a battery operated metal cutter .Not only lost the tools but wrecked the van , he unloads the van every night of anything of value .Hopefully anyone buying stolen tools will reap what they sow , there as bad as the thieves .
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