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Astanley

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  1. sometimes a like isn't enough ?well said sir
  2. This thread has confused me that much Iv just punched the fella next door for having a white puppy .
  3. Astanley

    Whats App

    Simple solution that I use .....hand phone to young person and say "sort it "
  4. If you all think that's OTT ,you should of seen Tomo when he found out Greggs were doing a two for the price of one offer
  5. Wear your Mac if it's raining
  6. I am in my 60s ,quite strong 6ft 2 in , 12st 7 lb ,but my back is f****d from all the shagging .....oh hang on ,that not me that's Ray .
  7. You should of left a thank you note ... ..I'd be more inclined to sit If you cleaned off all the shit .
  8. I know I spend too much time on here ,the other day a neighbour told me about someone who had passed away ,,without thinking I said "ken never mentioned it "
  9. If they think that's sexist wait til they get to the scene were Grumpy back scuttles her
  10. I like Wimborne and Blandford ,and the area around ,Shapwick is my favourite place in the world .
  11. Ken ,I'm getting worried that your reporting all these deaths before the bbc website ,,,can you account for your whereabouts at the time of death ?
  12. The rockers are after me .
  13. Not a daft question at all ,a really interesting query ,like a sort of canine philosophical conundrum that would keep the deep thinker awake for days pondering and striving to formulate a coherent answer, would it be ok if I get back to you on this ?
  14. Damm !! I had been keeping my eye on him as well ,beaten by Ken again .
  15. Astanley

    BAD LUCK..

    If only more people did .
  16. "Thirty seconds of pleasure ....and it's all over " I'm sure I read that on your tinder profile .
  17. Yes not dead ,but it can't be long now and I want to get in before Ken
  18. and now Im feeling patronised ?
  19. I am feeling really stupid and under educated right now .
  20. For a pup with supposedly only a eighth deerhound it is very heavy boned ,the coat thickness and the fact it was quite dark as little pup and is lightening up would make e think at least a quarter Wheaton.
  21. I'm stuck on a cryptic in the Times initially the king was Wise (we hear ) ,but ultimately a fool . 5 letters
  22. Never seen an interesting post off the man ,he was either belittling others or bigging himself up ,he hasn't got an interesting bone in his body .
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