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Astanley

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  1. Astanley

    Advice

    Well done mate ..you took all the sarky comments on the chin ,and didn't throw your dummy out ...you can now be in our gang .
  2. Astanley

    Advice

    I don't know anything about the legalities of air rifles ,so my advice would be stop making yourself look a dick with half truths and lies ,if you insist on posting bollox ,then the air gun section is your best bet ,p.s use the word "velocity " a lot and you won't go far wrong on there .atb
  3. Astanley

    MOOCHERS

    I heard Paulus is is to blame for it all ......pitchforks ready ...CHARGE.
  4. Astanley

    MOOCHERS

    Enough now lads ..the man's not well ..it's Xmas and this is starting to be a bit not nice .
  5. Astanley

    MOOCHERS

    So before I go to bed ,have I got this right ..max borrowed a dog ..Tomo ate it ..there are hundreds of mickeys .Cracker isn't as good as Robbie Coltrane at this solving crime lark ..ketchup is going to work ...before logging into moochers I have to snitch on someone or dog a dog ..Paulus is probably behind it all .....have I got it right ?
  6. Astanley

    MOOCHERS

    By and large I find Moochers and this place pretty much the same ,(after all its mostly the same people ) it's a bit slower and not as well moderated ,which is probably why decent posters like Jo( who's posts actually taught me things I didn't know ) and Mud ,who's posts were always worth reading have left ,as on here there are a few divvies who want to argue ,disparage people ,tell lies and try to make themselves out as super hunters ( hi whin )but the two sites are much of a muchness in truth .
  7. Iv met a lot of dogmen who have the highest standards of morals ,ethics ,honesty ,proper good people who it is a privilege to know ,and Iv met a few that made me feel like I need a shower .
  8. I have heard they got the vid of dogfox on the pads ,but still kept acting the twat ,their own fault really
  9. Astanley

    RIP

    Check with Ken ,he'll give you 24 hours notice and you can book a holiday .
  10. Astanley

    RIP

    The cold weather is coming ,you'll be rushed off your feet soon Ken .
  11. Fair enough ,there are cases that are without any kind of doubt ,and there are people who deserve capital punishment ,I just don't trust the judicial system to get them all right .
  12. When is someone 100% guilty though ? , Birmingham 6 Guilford 4 Renault 5 and numerous others means we can't trust the justice system 100% ,,so can we ever be sure ?
  13. It's Bush snr who has taken the knock ,..Ken is obviously talking about Bush jnr ..who's death now seems imminent .as Ken is donning his cape and picking up his scythe as we speak .
  14. Astanley

    Depression

    I gave up years ago trying to explain it to people ,not only do you suffer on your own ,but you get labelled miserable ,morose and anti social to boot ,it's a b*****d to live with ,and you have got to try hard not to affect those around you .
  15. 650g is about 1lb 6oz Plummer reckons he caught one 2lb 4oz , as Kanny said it doesn't look massive .
  16. Let him on ,after a fortnight he'll think it's too childish and leave anyway .
  17. Then you and Don have my most sincere ,heart felt ,truthful and in no way sarcastic apologies .?
  18. Sarge ,I don't want to make you angry ? and have you go all Apocalypse now ,on me , but there's more chance of Ketchup being heterosexual than you being new on here .
  19. Sarge what was your previous name on here please ?
  20. Astanley

    youtube

    Baby spice is looking a bit rough nowadays
  21. Echoes of Michael Foot and his donkey jacket ,..it's been said already ,plenty of reasons to criticise that old fool ,moaning about what he wears when he rocks up at the cenotaph is like criticising Stalin for having an unkempt moustache .
  22. Hes not your next rip is he ???? I liked him as well ?
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