Astanley
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You do enjoy having the odd sly dig at me ,don't you mate ? It's no problem btw ,just something iv noticed .
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I thought that ,dog looks ok to me ,if the photo was taken in the fellas living room though he might want to give it a once over with the vacuum .
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Which firearm is best for hunting? Shotgun or Rifle
Astanley replied to Richard16's topic in General Talk
Shotgun for post offices ,handgun for banks . -
I v only just got that pun on Islamabad ? well in Kenny
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You sound like a very angry man Kenny D
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How do you sleep at night ?
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Ken would distract it by feeding it fingers
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Ye ,it did .
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Now that would be tragic !!mushy drunk on his tonka truck then getting barrymored in the pool ! ..could double up as a coffin though .
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I know mushy is after an indoor swimming pool ,it's just the logistics of getting it to Barca .
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It's that wild man of the woods with a half tamed wolf look you've got going on Ray.
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Peer reviewed = asking other clever kunts to have a shuftie through you work and make sure your not making a twat of yourself
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If he tried that with "our " 60 odd year old Ray ,he'd would of got a size 12 in the bollox and a bloody good thrashing ,he's a strong bugger for his age ,12 st 12 lb 6 ft 2 in , his bad back (feked it shagging )wouldn't have stopped him either .
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Dunno what it is ,but it would make a neat little pond in some corner of your garden .
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Ok .from now on you can be Kenny D
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No offence meant ,and every one to their own and all that ,but they are f***ing crap ,ugly ( bordering on repugnant ) ornaments mate ,they have absolutely no redeeming qualities ,shoddy second rate stuff that no sensible person would consider putting in their shed never mind their home ...wish you Luck with the sale mate ?
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Some people would see this post as nihilistic and selfish ,but it genuinely makes me sad ,you 're obviously suffering from depression mate (the selfish attitude is just a byproduct of your depression ) ,reach out to someone mate ,even a stranger ,don't let it fester and get irrepairable .atb
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I like that ,take a pic to show us when it's done mate
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Good thread this ,there is n Oak nearby that is over thousands years old ,I have spent many happy hours gazing at it ,I take a leaf off it every now and again ( I use them as bookmarks ) ,personally I think the relationship with the oak and the people of these isles goes beyond iconic or much loved ,I think there is a spiritual connection ,it provides or has provided food ,fuel and shelter for millennium s ,but it satisfies a deeper need in us , it has the attributes of a parent ,it is strong ,it endures ,it is ever present ,and being close to one makes a British blooded person ,feel safe ,fee
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While that insult is straight to the point ,has the advantage of brevity and is not without its own brand of coarse humour , it's not up to the standards demanded on the general section .bear in mind that your aim should be to be as offensive as possible whilst also being slightly witty ( subtle innuendos can be very effective ) .I suggest you read Greb and Maxs verbal rally to give yourself an idea of the standard required .
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I think who you watched as a youngster influences your choice for me best ever is Pele ,bet ever team Brazil 1970 . And an honourable mention to Puskas ,Di Stevanio (spell ) and Joe Bolton
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NO ,for fk sake NO !..not YOUR mate ..
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Has anyone got an opinion about it ?
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Woopsie ??? !!! Ffs your supposed to be hiding your gayness .
