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Astanley

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  1. A bit off topic ,I know the broom\trigger thing is supposed to highlight stupidity ,but I think it's a really interesting philosophical question .
  2. I remember Traore scoring one of those comical own goals a few years ago .. The next week I heard Don't blame it on the Biscam Don't blame it on the Hamman Don't blame it on the Finnan Blame it on Traore He just can't be just can't be just can't control his feet I remember Garth Crooks coming on to a deafening " get back on your jamjar ,get back on your jam and na na na NA na na naNA And then an even louder " You black enamel twat ,you black enamel twat
  3. Good for you mate ,I believe once you've drew a line and decided to take a principled stand ....then to be true to yourself you must never ,ever to any degree waver from it .
  4. Indescribable horrific conditions for sure ,years of death and suffering ,and yet as a youngster there were still plenty of veterans of ww1 about ,I can't remember one of them ever moaning about it ,my grandad was badly wounded on the Somme but he kept us entertained for hours with funny stories ,he even made getting shot sound funny ! Some of the old boys about were decorated heroes yet I never heard any of them brag .Every time some prick sneers at the term ' for queen and country ' I think about these men and can't help feeling unworthy of them ,God bless them all .
  5. Ye ,he was much better than sid .
  6. Apparently its people of colour this week ,coloured people is SO last week .
  7. Greg Clarke the chairman of the FA has resigned ,( nope I never heard of him either )but reading it on the bbc website I was warned that the report contained offensive language .......not language that some may find offensive but the real deal offensive stuff ...bit disappointed that the offensive term he used was " coloured footballers ".....even wishy washy ,sit on the fence ,tolerant ,old fashioned liberal types like me must wonder....where the fuk was my brain for the last thirty years ?
  8. We may be talking at cross purposes mate ,,I believe that setting someone a simple task and then watching how they go about it ,will give you an insight of that man's character ...I don't know anything about business or hiring people but if I was looking for a trustworthy chap ,then no I wouldn't hire the Hoover man ,but if for some reason I needed the services of ruthless ,to the point ,no fukn about with me ,maverick type ,then he may be in with a shout .
  9. But by breaking the rules ,he is preferred by some ,and wouldn't be suitable for some ,the analogy works .
  10. The person who goes for the Hoover I the innovater ,the out of the box thinker ,...by saying this is the fella you prefer ,it proves the analogy works .
  11. It's not a coincidence that heart and hearth stem from the same root word .
  12. I like the sweeping the floor analogy ,it is a bit like people watching ,some people do it meticulously ,and are thorough ,some people try shortcuts or innovation to make it easier ,some get really artistic and want to do it with style and some will do a half arsed job some will work fast some will work slow and every other difference you can think of it can tell you about a person's character ,all you have to do is watch .
  13. I always wondered how Gail folds her bed sheets
  14. Ricky ,you keep yourself safe mate ,you seem a decent fella .
  15. It's funny cos your a c**t .
  16. If you was my manager you would be lying unconscious with a broken jaw in a puddle of your own piss ,you absolute bell end
  17. Kill em all and keep the money
  18. That's what I was thinking
  19. It would be a good fight for Chisora ,not so good for Allen ,the lad is already on his way to being punchy ,I wouldn't want to see him getting beat up just for my entertainment .
  20. Now is the winter of our discontent ,made glorious summer by this son of York ..the best opening of a play ever !
  21. I have just phoned her ,she says it's a load of crap
  22. Agreeing with a government policy doesnt make me a Tory or far right mate .
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