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  1. Astanley
    I have just put the lyrics through Google translation .... We are going to Britain ,happy are we We all get abortions over there for free We will beg on the streets and people give you money We like to call it ,the land of milk and honey When we come home we will be wealthy And we will bring lots of meds home to keep us all so healthy Chorus .. Oh the British are very kind ,or are they very daft They pay for our flights ,not for us those packie rafts Repeat
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    Deffo ,doing it in a storm is a white knuckle ride ,loved it .
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    Noshers hill ?
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    Darren said he doesn't give a fuk what you think ,and he called you and ketchup a pair of twats.
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    Will do mate .
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    Going down there on Saturday myself .
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    Darren is a decent fella .
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    Pigs?

    Astanley replied to Ken's Deputy's topic in General Talk

    Sweating like socks in a glove factory .. Sweating like Bill hardy at a spelling contest ... Sweating like gnasher on a North sea beach ..
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    Pigs?

    Astanley replied to Ken's Deputy's topic in General Talk

    Sweating like Tomo in a pie shop .. Sweating like mushroom in a closet .. Sweating like kennyd on a flushing loo.. Sweating like chid at a dwarf throwing contest..
  10. Astanley
    Great post borderlad ,it's great that you have plenty of good memories ,it's even better that you have the outlook and mindset to make many more precious memories ..
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    Can we get back on topic please ,I was enjoying Mr Rudes input .
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    You can say that again .
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    Seems to be a lot of jealousy on here ,it's a bit disappointing to read , the man bred a legendary line of running dogs ,his posts are full of wisdom ,they are both entertaining and educational ,he is obviously a gifted individual who knows his stuff ,.That old adage , "when knowledge talks ,wisdom listens " springs to mind .His writing style is like a cross between Shakespeare and Plummer at their best ,even as grandad he has the body of a young Tomo ,,,no wonder some of you are jealous ,try to get over it ,sit at the feet of a master and learn something .
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    No
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    Me and mates went to the isle of man once ...Sounds like you were there
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    Don't want to get into it wilf ,I was just saying that the first kid who does it will have to be of strong character and confident in his world view ,as I said ,a big ask for a normal lad in his early twenties living his dream .that's all .
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    Today

    Astanley replied to Ken's Deputy's topic in General Talk

    Ain't that the depressing fukin truth .
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    The first white footballer who doesn't take the knee is going to need some strength of character ,it's not right and it's not just but he is going to have to defend himself against the might of a lopsided media with an agenda that will use every dirty trick in the journalists book ,his social media history will have to be snowy white ,,he will have to be articulate and able to convey his reasons without falling into any traps that will be set for him ,he will risk losing bucketfuls of money through sponsors ,he will risk alienating teammates ,he will be an irresistible target for every virtue
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    65 today

    Astanley posted a topic in General Talk

    There have been times and situations in my life when you would get good odds on me making old bones .so happy birthday and fukin well done to me .
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    Same thing is going on here .
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    I once took a tight corner with only one hand on my bike once ,after that all my mates called me Evil Kneivel.
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    Fkn marty mcfly ,he's gonna cause an accident one day .
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    Surgeons wear them so they don't infect patients with open wounds.
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    The way I understand it about masks is they werent meant to protect the wearer ,but other people ,they are no where near 100% effective ,but the cut down the distance and amount of anything untoward you are breathing out ,this alongside social distancing seems to me a reasonable precaution to take ,infact it seems sensible .
  25. Astanley
    They look nice ,but what are they Mr Rude?
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