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Astanley

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  1. Astanley

    Valentines

    The grim reaper ..I just told you
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    Valentines

    Well that's official then ,....the grim reaper declares ....romance is dead !
  3. Back off Wilf....nothing to see here
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    Porn

    Bird never told me he was going
  5. Get shut as soon as you can ,,lots of Labrador owners to blind .
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    Porn

    Some of you lads sound proper sleazy .
  7. The last time Russia moved in on Ukraine it went from being the most productive food growing land in Europe ,to six million people starving to death ,,the Russians had to put posters up staying it was illegal to eat your children,the Kulags were shipped to Siberia or killed it took half a century to get somewhere back to where it was ....isn't there a saying about not learning from history and being doomed to repeat it ? ,
  8. Saw the title and thought mushy had hit puberty .
  9. Astanley

    Pet hates.

    Doormen don't make the rules for dress policy in pubs and clubs ,they have to explain it when refusing entry to people ,who are sometimes under the influence and tending towards the belligerent ,why on earth would you visit their house for doing a difficult job .
  10. Astanley

    Pet hates.

    Your not even bothering to hide it nowadays are you ?
  11. Wait until Wilf finds out he's black ....hanging will be too good for the fella
  12. Wolfie ,over here air gunners are looked on as ,the weird cammo wearing ,pigeon chested ,dodgy looking fruit loops, you wouldn't let baby sit your kids
  13. Astanley

    Pet hates.

    I will get there one day (God willing )it will be nice to meet people and bring a ray of sunshine into your otherwise drab existence.
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    Pet hates.

    Ffs ,reading through this ,the fishing comp must be like one long episode of 'Grumpy old men ' .
  15. TB ,when I say be honest with yourself ,I don't mean make a long list of your shortcomings (we all have them )and make yourself even more depressed ,I mean be honest about everything ,faults ,strengths ,dreams ,hopes ,aspirations ,most of all ask yourself "do I really want to change things ?" If the honest answer is yes then you have it within you to , ,by small baby steps ,by the slightest daily improvement ,,to make the changes ,aim to be ever so slightly better than you were yesterday ,it will start an unstoppable snowball you will surprise yourself the strength you have ......you must quit
  16. Stop drinking ,go to the docs for a complete mot ,address any concerns the mot may or may not bring up . Ps don't cut back on drink ,don't wean yourself off drink just stop Pps any recreational drugs you may be taking ...stop Ppps start being HONEST with your self ,really ,really brutally HONEST
  17. Nice to have you back mate as you can see Mushy is still in the closet .
  18. Where have you been Alby .
  19. He wrote it after disturbing a mouse's nest with the plough ,it is in part an apology to the mouse and an acknoledgement that the same thing is true of mice and men, if it can go tits up ,it will .
  20. Love the pipes ,love Rab Burns ,love haggis not so keen on Abba or that would of been a great night for me.
  21. Hard to fathom isn't it ...it's not as though poor Wilf has got strong opinions or views about anything .
  22. Desiderata ..Len Crane .....for me .
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