Astanley
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Everything posted by Astanley
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i think i have solved it for you its called fat finger syndrome !i would get a bigger laptop i think i have solved it for you its called fat finger syndrome !i would get a bigger laptop i,ll bet his wife has got a smile on her face 24/7
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oh i would ,
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Should have gone to specsavers i am on a little kindle thing , they are too close together .
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Hope your going mate. Was thinking we could do the catering. Ill get a bottle of water, a couple fish and a few loafs.... You can do your bit and we could feed the hall. Say a fiver a head?? We will f*****g rake in... Lol if naz is going to do the ,water into wine bit ,can i have the bar concession ?
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i keep pressing peoples profiles ,when i,m trying to get on a topic ,sometimes it takes me two and three goes ., so if i have been on your profile lately thats why .....you have nothing to fear from me , i am not a stalker .
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......listen to others ,even the dull and ignorant , for they too have their story to tell........desiderata
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knhell ,the forum that irony forgot.
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worst thing in the pub is a pissed scottish man ...........i try to evoid them at all cost in the boozer...........theres a local near me and this is honest if i see him in there i dont go in as its like a broken fooking record playing over and over...........allways pissed ........and can talk for england even when there not pissed.........i dont know many scots but they seem to just go on and on......they cant all be like that surely......
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I'd more happily watch a video of you being blown up, there is little I detest more in life than racists. well said ,i also detest racists ,and pakies .
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naah
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i,ll be going , i talk as much shite as anyone , i,v earned the right.
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going by the posts on here it should be a gathering of the roughest , toughest ,super cage fighting hard cases the world has ever seen mixed with the greatest hunters and wisest people in history .
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they could of give them a fancy name and charged plenty , itsa cheap price for whatshould make decent companion /pet dogs .
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i would support something like this , good idea .
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reading between the lines it looks like good news ,just got to wait for the official verdict before he can disclose the out come.
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you cant beat it ,early mornings , its even better in beautiful surroundings like that , good for the soul
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river mud ,germoline ,old spice , wet dog , fire ,horse shit ,daz soap ,( you would get something free out of the box sometimes and the smell would linger ) the hospital smell that you dont get any more ,brylcream , boiled cabbage from every back kitchen on a sunday ,home made baking in the oven smell ,ink wells on the school desk ,the smell inside chandlers shops ,the smell in a good old fashioned english chippy , walking down any high st you would get the reassuring aroma of butchers , bakers , fishmongers greengrocers all with their distinctive smell .
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whoa , thats a bit heavy mate , nobody is talking about young girls .
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Nope looking for me....................i stole her purse. Ironic tae, her being from Liverpool.........
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looking out for you
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Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt
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i,v got to keep my thumb there pet ,or you,ll sink
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we should be o.k , i told my boy friend to stay away this weekend .
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i didn,t mean to laugh , please don,t hurt me.
