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Astanley

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  1. Sorry I can,t think of a solution , but I hope someone comes up with something to help , good luck .
  2. Astanley

    Extra Toe

    Most people in Norfolk have an extra couple of fingers and toes and it didn't do them any harm
  3. The oldest art in the world (cave paintings ) are hunting scenes ,the need to communicate to be an efficient hunter led to speech and language ,the best hunters where the most valued and respected member of any community .how times change .
  4. B o s u n yes mate in the 80s my comp won't let me type names it was a r n I e
  5. I admire your honesty. Still brave though. Any more heroics or was that it? To be honest mate ,I probably saved a dozen , it wasn't,t anything brave about it though ,you,v got the equipment and the training ,and to be brutally honest my own safety was always my top priority , the passer by who runs into burning buildings with no regard for himself , now that's a hero .
  6. Me too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D I remember a r n I e taking me out on that boat ,where. You there then mate .
  7. O.k ,picture the scene , burning building ,third floor ,two badly burnt unconscious men ,my mate picks one up ,over his shoulder and slowly carries him down a burning staircase ,taking care to protect him from flaming debris ,very brave man was my mate , I grabbed the other one by the ankles and ran down the stairs as quick as my legs would go banging his head on every step on the way down , my mates casualty died , mine lived ,and I became the biggest s h I t house ever to get a commendation.
  8. That's what I get ,risk my life daily ,walk nonchalantly in to burning buildings ,save countless lives . And all you pair of Mongols do is mock me .
  9. Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this thread
  10. F f s it makes my big fat gypsy wedding look like university challenge.
  11. Ducking grasses ,their everywhere ,I knew this would happen as soon as the twins went.
  12. Reminds me of matt the Muslim ,lovely guy but you couldn't stop him bombing things.
  13. The thing that puzzles me is that whilst it doesn't bother me that people believe in God/Allah/Buddha e t c and I wish them all the best and hope they find comfort in their belief .they seem to find it offensive that I don't believe..
  14. because some crackpots have used the theory of evolution to suit their own brand of insanity , doesnt make t wrong ,after all history has taught us that interpreting our idea of a supreme being differently from our neighbours can result in the odd spot of unpleasantness.
  15. my mate just got a job in london ,he asked me the best place for digs ,i told him to go to the eastend and call gnasher a kunt

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Did you mis-hear him and think he asked for gay slaps?

    2. stewie
  16. Biggest load of bollocks that you've wrote to date... Lol wait and see
  17. he,s just phoned me , its going to be .......rangers.....time to forgive and forget ?
  18. and he points that out ,and then acts the same ,without a hint of irony
  19. a great mind no doubt , and i agree with him re god , but fk me he is aggressive in his belief , the way he belittles anyone who believes or is undecided is a bit full on for me ,there doesnt seem to e any ,live and live ,you agree with him or your a dangerous idiot.
  20. anyone like to guess what tomorrows topic will be.
  21. is there anyone on here who attended one of his rat hunts n hancocks farm ?
  22. nice , i used to keep a kit of rollers on the allotment , hours of enjoyment.
  23. iv got part three of this series ,send us an adress and i will send it to you ,and you can pass it on to some one e l se afterwards
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