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Astanley

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  1. Got to agree with that ,,,I understand it's an interesting story but he lasted so long because he was a fanatical ,ideologue ,brainwashed by an evil ,malignant regime ,he didn't wage war for all those years ,he just hid like vermin and killed innocent people ..there was nothing admirable about the slanty eyed little twat
  2. Just out of interest ,what would one use to poison a dog ?
  3. I'm down your way next week mate ,is it as full as last year down there ? I don't mean Newquay ,you couldn't pay me to go there again
  4. Just out of interest ,why do you think the West is so terrible ? and before you give me a long list of crimes and sins that you suppose the West to be guilty of (both real and imaginary )ask yourself if they are exclusive to the West . Are eastern ,Asian ,African countries innocent of any wrong doing ? On second thoughts don't bother ,you are a fukin idiot .
  5. Should be a decent spread at that funeral
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    RIP

    To be fair Socks is actually on the scene ,so is bound to be first .
  7. For God's sake show some fortitude man ,pick up your cross and bear it ,the agony of the dammned is character building .! If you want the easy way ,the way of the sinner and the fornicator ,then I find cocodamol helps .
  8. Arry ,you ask about Keith regular ,you are either a very nice man or you've got him in the sweep .
  9. A time travellers walks into a bar
  10. And the barman says "sorry we don't serve time travellers here "
  11. Last day at school ,I had a straightener with my pe teacher ( it had been arranged since the third year ) he absolutely battered me ,but it felt good punching the twat.
  12. What a special lady she was ,God bless her .
  13. No mate ,not from Kens stuff ,it's all to do with my uncanny ability as a dog trainer second to none ,I once trained a dog not to eat ,,it died young unfortunately but goes to show my gift .
  14. Hi Gill ,I have two whippets one can sit and beg the other will sometimes give you her paw (but I am working on it)please send me a contract and I will have my lawyers peruse it .thank you .
  15. You get them at parties and celebrations ,quite common actually ,surprised at your ignorance .
  16. a Today I am identifying as a woman ,so any views I have (today ) on the subject are valid .
  17. The collective noun for lurchers is a 'stupidity '
  18. Be funny if the cameras caught someone trying to put a decent dog in
  19. There's a lot of beautiful places out there ,but I wouldn't live anywhere but here ,for all it's faults and shortcomings this is a beautiful ,historic ,vibrant city full of character ,everyone I love is here .
  20. Ken it's pretty isolated where you dwell ,a stranger would stand out like a sore thumb ,didn't your neighbours see or catch anything on cctv ....I almost feel sorry for the scruffy rats when you get them big horrible stranglers hands on them ,and you will eventually .
  21. I may be mistaken ,I only caught a glimpse and he was moving real fast ,but driving through Bradford I am 90% sure I spotted a Whiteman ,at first I thought it was an albino paki but he looked quite clean and there were no young females about .
  22. Astanley

    Somalia

    In what fkn universe is that a " good deal " ?
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