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Astanley

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  1. Astanley

    RIP

    To be fair Socks is actually on the scene ,so is bound to be first .
  2. For God's sake show some fortitude man ,pick up your cross and bear it ,the agony of the dammned is character building .! If you want the easy way ,the way of the sinner and the fornicator ,then I find cocodamol helps .
  3. Arry ,you ask about Keith regular ,you are either a very nice man or you've got him in the sweep .
  4. A time travellers walks into a bar
  5. And the barman says "sorry we don't serve time travellers here "
  6. Last day at school ,I had a straightener with my pe teacher ( it had been arranged since the third year ) he absolutely battered me ,but it felt good punching the twat.
  7. What a special lady she was ,God bless her .
  8. No mate ,not from Kens stuff ,it's all to do with my uncanny ability as a dog trainer second to none ,I once trained a dog not to eat ,,it died young unfortunately but goes to show my gift .
  9. Hi Gill ,I have two whippets one can sit and beg the other will sometimes give you her paw (but I am working on it)please send me a contract and I will have my lawyers peruse it .thank you .
  10. You get them at parties and celebrations ,quite common actually ,surprised at your ignorance .
  11. a Today I am identifying as a woman ,so any views I have (today ) on the subject are valid .
  12. The collective noun for lurchers is a 'stupidity '
  13. Be funny if the cameras caught someone trying to put a decent dog in
  14. There's a lot of beautiful places out there ,but I wouldn't live anywhere but here ,for all it's faults and shortcomings this is a beautiful ,historic ,vibrant city full of character ,everyone I love is here .
  15. Ken it's pretty isolated where you dwell ,a stranger would stand out like a sore thumb ,didn't your neighbours see or catch anything on cctv ....I almost feel sorry for the scruffy rats when you get them big horrible stranglers hands on them ,and you will eventually .
  16. I may be mistaken ,I only caught a glimpse and he was moving real fast ,but driving through Bradford I am 90% sure I spotted a Whiteman ,at first I thought it was an albino paki but he looked quite clean and there were no young females about .
  17. Astanley

    Somalia

    In what fkn universe is that a " good deal " ?
  18. My daughters has a nice litter of these useless fkers ,discount for anyone on here who wants one .
  19. It's handy to have your own set .
  20. Feel for the fella and his family ,but it's been mentioned ,when you are in a foreign country with different laws ,different culture ,different standards and practices then you must respect them .......unless you come to a western European country ,then you can do what the fuk you like .
  21. Why do I keep humming Chuck berry s my ding a ling when browsing this ?
  22. Hamster ,good luck to you ,but don't send that letter mate ,you never know ,sometime in the future you may need a reference off these people ,,burning your bridges is not a good long term strategy .
  23. Tomo ,my mate ,I can ignore a badly put together post with the odd grammatical error or spelling mistake ,but you ended that post with a split infinitive ! unforgivable .
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