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Astanley

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  1. Sad news , he leaves behind one very happy ex wife , one unfinished pallet wood fence , one very large spoon of the wooden variety ,and 254 very very happy saluki owners .rip
  2. Sounds reasonable to me to give keepers a window of opportunity to control numbers .
  3. This reminds me of when we were kids , the P.E teacher gave my brother a dead arm , so our kid tells my old fella ,"what were you doing ?" asks the old man "just messing about " says the bold James , "o,k take this letter in and give it to the teacher " Next morning our kid swaggers into school and toss,s the letter on the P.E teachers desk , "off me dad "he snarled , teacher opens the letter Dear sir , If he messes about again ,you have my permission to give him a good hiding .
  4. Happy birthday King Kenny ,

  5. can I be first with the "he hasn't got a leg to stand on "gag
  6. I agree with Malt , stupid thing to do , but to describe it as a headbutt is an insult to head butting afficienados , the media will make a meal of it and brainwash people into thinking it,s the end of civilisation ,well Ott
  7. I hope you get sorted mate and wish you good luck .
  8. Astanley

    Simoman

    Get well soon mate , all the best to you and yours , god bless
  9. Wow what an absolutely brilliant photograph , I love that picture
  10. people take kindness as weakness. I liked that David King saying on that rangers thread I put up Fool me once shame on you.... Fool me twice, shame on me FFS back to Rangers again , I,m getting worried about you . as for people taking kindness as a weakness , that's just an excuse evil kunts like you use not to be kind .
  11. May my poor old ,heavy handed ,celtic supporting mother ,who is roamin in the gloaming in heaven forgive me , but you are turning me into a Rangers fan , when someones down your supposed to stop kicking ffs
  12. People are people wherever you are , you get nice , not so nice , rude , nasty and Baws all over , I generally find people will echo the way you are to them , give a bit of respect and courtesy and you get it back 9/10 times .
  13. Sorry I typed Scots , when I meant to type Baw
  14. I would say the Scots have the worst sense of humour , the worst manners ,the most arrogance and the biggest Rangers fixation .
  15. A genuine question to saluki owners ,are they as intractable as people say ,or is it a breed that needs a certain type of owner/trainer ?
  16. Believe it or not , a member on here has called his bullx , choccy woccy doo doos.
  17. Happy birthday Pip1968 , all the best and have a good day .

    1. walshie

      walshie

      What year was pip born?

    2. christian71

      christian71

      Did you get what you wanted pip to stick your nose up pete's arse lol

       

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      stan everyone knows my birthdays on april the 1st lol

  18. Astanley

    Chat

    The people in chat don't want you in Tud , the scouser to Barnsley ratio is just too high at the moment , try next week .
  19. I try my best not to offend people , but in your case I,ll make an exception , you shit stirring Scottish fuker . Stan, you've offended more c**ts on here than me by a country mile, your wee backtracks don't fool me LOL your kidding surely , I am probably the politest , least offensive person on here . You on the other hand are the biggest piss taker , biggest shit stirrer and its a toss up between you and Stabba who talks the most shite on here . no offence intended .
  20. I try my best not to offend people , but in your case I,ll make an exception , you shit stirring Scottish fuker .
  21. Looking ard , was just a joke mate , its not for me , but I have seen some impressive tattoos , and as you say Its a personal thing and of no consequence what any one else thinks .
  22. lol each to their own I suppose , its not something I v ever considered , Women with tattoos , robs them of their femininity , but on the plus side , makes them look .ard.
  23. There are some cynical people on here .

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      And you believe everyone lol

    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      I am very gullible , that is true .

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Cynicism=realism

  24. Its true Baw , believe me , get it done and I bet Gnasher will want to be your mate , go on get it done , ps the tribal markings on the face make you look double ard .
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