Astanley
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Everything posted by Astanley
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Then you would have been a miserable , humourless prick , with a broken jaw .
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I was in a queue in a shop yesterday , a long queue of mostly women ,when I was about to be served I let out a 3 second deafeningly loud fart , a proper ass clapper , no smell ,but fuk me it was loud . When I got home and told my Mrs , she was horrified and said I should of apologised ,instead of punching the air and shouting "you beauty " which is what I did ,. The question is .in polite society , what should I have done ? kept quiet ? apologised ? made a joke ? blamed the paki behind the counter ?is there a protocol for this happening ?
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Credit where its due , to come back from 2.0 ,is an achievement at that level , they did well .
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When you say "to engage them in debate " do you really mean , lure them in to rip the pish out of them ? to use the Scottish vernacular
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pffffffffft, frightened, of them!!!! I think they'll struggle next season to gain promotion to be honest. There best player mcCullochs is 43 and he's pish diehard though so respect. And when they get promoted , it will feel like the cold clammy index finger of a Pakistani Doctor rimming your sphincter muscle ,you know your getting fuked soon ,but you try to be brave .
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Baw you remind me of my last prostrate examination , I too was looking over my shoulder with a worried look on my face . Don't be frightened ,you,v got two seasons yet .
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Too late , your still getting a kicking .
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Sorry to hear about your dog , to be honest I cant see yo coming across a beddyx dh litter any time soon , but if you look on the sites that advertise lurcher pups ,you will see dogs that look like smaller deerhounds , maybe something with beardie collie in it , if its well looked after with plenty of exercise I cant see any problem keeping a lurcher as a pet in a rural setting ,best of luck whatever you choose .
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That's sad news , I really liked Clarissa .
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Moyes and Martinez , both went to bigger clubs , we know how its went for Moyes , while Martinez has had similar points gained and league position as reached at EFC , he has done this while completely changing their style of play , and as such redefining the clubs ambitions , all in his first season , Moyes hit a glass ceiling and didn't have the ambition to go further , his sterile style of play was enough to keep EFC in the top 6 ,and he convinced himself and the media that that was good enough for Everton, he has been keeping a steady ship while waiting for the MUFC call, Matinez is looking
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This what your waiting for mate ? STEWIE ,YOU DELUDED SCOUSE KUNT !
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Happy birthday mate ,
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as always , excellent
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Now you tell me ya fanny 1 ,would you have trusted me with your address to send it you 2, would you open anything I sent you in the post
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Im back on the Ecigs , I couldn't get on with those vapouriser things , any one looking to try it can have my kit ,
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There is no doubt some people deserve to be put to death ,but with a corrupt and inept judicial system ,how will we ever be sure whos guilty , The Birmingham 6 ,the Guildford 4 , the Renault 5 would all have been unjustly executed in this country had we still kept the death penalty.
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and that about sums up the argument against capital punishment .
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Sad news , he leaves behind one very happy ex wife , one unfinished pallet wood fence , one very large spoon of the wooden variety ,and 254 very very happy saluki owners .rip
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Sounds reasonable to me to give keepers a window of opportunity to control numbers .
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This reminds me of when we were kids , the P.E teacher gave my brother a dead arm , so our kid tells my old fella ,"what were you doing ?" asks the old man "just messing about " says the bold James , "o,k take this letter in and give it to the teacher " Next morning our kid swaggers into school and toss,s the letter on the P.E teachers desk , "off me dad "he snarled , teacher opens the letter Dear sir , If he messes about again ,you have my permission to give him a good hiding .
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can I be first with the "he hasn't got a leg to stand on "gag
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I agree with Malt , stupid thing to do , but to describe it as a headbutt is an insult to head butting afficienados , the media will make a meal of it and brainwash people into thinking it,s the end of civilisation ,well Ott
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I hope you get sorted mate and wish you good luck .
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Get well soon mate , all the best to you and yours , god bless
