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Astanley

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  1. Sunderland AFC supporters on the other hand .....
  2. I,m the same as I was when this thread started a year ago , a boring old fart ,and very happy
  3. I think its fair to say I know more Liverpool fans than you Malt , and bitter and twisted isn't something that I,v seen a lot of ,jealousy yes ,but considering our biggest rivals have out gunned us for nearly a quarter of a century emotions spilling over into the bitter and twisted category have been relatively scarce , of course this is only in my experience
  4. Man utd may well have done better this season under Mourinho , but it would only be a matter of time before the fans got fed up with him , he would of spent a fortune assembling a team that would be successful but playing that forgettable ,grinding out results ,safety first football that he always does wherever he goes , Its not what Man utd fans want or are used to , Moyes isn't the man for the job , but they made the right decision not appointing Jose despite his gringeworthy attempts to get the job , In the meantime Man utd fans will have to learn to take it as a compliment when other fan
  5. Pip and Annie sitting in a tree ,K.I.S.S.I.N.G

    1. albert64

      albert64

      I've tried to be the match maker stan but she's playing hard to get.......lol

    2. albert64

      albert64

      I believe he's having her over for week while wife's away...

    3. christian71

      christian71

      I heard they are making it a 3 some dels coming hahaha

  6. Looks like it could be off a bell
  7. if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage

    1. walshie

      walshie

      FFS. It's 68.57 (just over 68 1/2)

    2. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      walshie is right. Its 10.416'x 6.583' = 68.5724778 square feet. to convert the fractions to decimal divide 5 by 12 =.416 of a foot and 7 by 12 = .583 of a foot.

    3. Born Hunter
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  8. I cant see anything funny there .
  9. I cant reply to any topics , and I cant get on my profile , any suggestions.?
  10. I log on for my Monday morning catch up , and the realisation that never again will I see a cheeky littlt duck looking back at me from every post on the general section has left me with tears in my eyes , I will never find out how the fence ended up , I will never again read a football thread wondering how and when Baw is going to work in a reference to Celtic beating Barca , coursing men will rest easy knowing they wont have that unwanted and uninvited duck appearing on their topics , and I can hear the collective sigh of relief from Rangers fans all the way down here. A black day in the
  11. That didn't get the reaction you expected Stan Cheers, D. I honestly wasn't after any reaction D ,,just thought Id mention that I like the big silly feker .
  12. I can only speak as I find , and I don't want to get into arguments with people who think otherwise , but Mb has always been ok with me ,I consider him a good friend .,
  13. How will you get the wellies on over your deformed foot ? you club footed kunt
  14. Astanley

    Big Sam

    The best sound I,v heard for a long time was the booing at West ham , Results are all that matter ? bollox generations of being known as a team that play a certain style of football , an easy on the eye ,attractive style admired by the neutral , put at risk for a few poxy points and safety by that big ,gormless anti football ,gum chewing prick , Give me a relegation battle and decent football anyday
  15. Baw what do you no of the brick book rumours and would you buy it ? Considering all proceeds went to a good cause He asked me to write a book about Kat a couple of years ago so I reckon it'll be true. I'd definitely buy it mate. Better than half the shit books out there. Least his is about him and not every coursing god who happens to have a hairy eared mutt. I must get at least a chapter , lol , but fair do,s to him , he took a beating twice , paid up , and only made 30 or 40 excuses .
  16. Astanley

    Big Sam

    They won the world cup , it doesn't get any bigger .
  17. Derbylad and Freelance are down there now for a nights lamping ,so somebody likes him after all .
  18. Astanley

    Slope

    Spot on mate , the fkin Beaners will be at it next .
  19. Astanley

    Slope

    I am offended by that woman being offended by something so trivial , ...solicitors tomorrow for me , file my lawsuit .
  20. I as up in Scotland a couple of weeks ago and came across two pissed up sweaties knocking up a fence out of old scrap pallets , what a fukin disgrace !,, they could barely stand up they were so drunk , they were pissing in the road and throwing empty beer cans every where , the fence went in all directions and was leaning, like the tower of Pisa, the poor neighbours were too frightened to complain , I don't know why this is allowed it was disgusting , I went back last week to take some pictures but they never turned out .. I hope the council make them take this mess down .
  21. My favourite scene in that film is where Stewie sits on the bridge playing his banjo.
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