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Astanley

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  1. My favourite scene in that film is where Stewie sits on the bridge playing his banjo.
  2. Tomo , when you were out with bricky , did you or did you not try to put your hands down his underpants ,?
  3. I hope everything is ok for you , and good luck .
  4. You sagged school and went to an art exhibition ,IN A LIBRARY !!!! what kind of nerd were you ?
  5. was that Rabbie Burns Appy ? lol
  6. THLs most annoying member ??? has Baw been banned?
  7. Then you would have been a miserable , humourless prick , with a broken jaw .I seriously doubt that I dont
  8. Then you would have been a miserable , humourless prick , with a broken jaw .
  9. I was in a queue in a shop yesterday , a long queue of mostly women ,when I was about to be served I let out a 3 second deafeningly loud fart , a proper ass clapper , no smell ,but fuk me it was loud . When I got home and told my Mrs , she was horrified and said I should of apologised ,instead of punching the air and shouting "you beauty " which is what I did ,. The question is .in polite society , what should I have done ? kept quiet ? apologised ? made a joke ? blamed the paki behind the counter ?is there a protocol for this happening ?
  10. Credit where its due , to come back from 2.0 ,is an achievement at that level , they did well .
  11. When you say "to engage them in debate " do you really mean , lure them in to rip the pish out of them ? to use the Scottish vernacular
  12. pffffffffft, frightened, of them!!!! I think they'll struggle next season to gain promotion to be honest. There best player mcCullochs is 43 and he's pish diehard though so respect. And when they get promoted , it will feel like the cold clammy index finger of a Pakistani Doctor rimming your sphincter muscle ,you know your getting fuked soon ,but you try to be brave .
  13. Baw you remind me of my last prostrate examination , I too was looking over my shoulder with a worried look on my face . Don't be frightened ,you,v got two seasons yet .
  14. Too late , your still getting a kicking .
  15. Sorry to hear about your dog , to be honest I cant see yo coming across a beddyx dh litter any time soon , but if you look on the sites that advertise lurcher pups ,you will see dogs that look like smaller deerhounds , maybe something with beardie collie in it , if its well looked after with plenty of exercise I cant see any problem keeping a lurcher as a pet in a rural setting ,best of luck whatever you choose .
  16. That's sad news , I really liked Clarissa .
  17. Moyes and Martinez , both went to bigger clubs , we know how its went for Moyes , while Martinez has had similar points gained and league position as reached at EFC , he has done this while completely changing their style of play , and as such redefining the clubs ambitions , all in his first season , Moyes hit a glass ceiling and didn't have the ambition to go further , his sterile style of play was enough to keep EFC in the top 6 ,and he convinced himself and the media that that was good enough for Everton, he has been keeping a steady ship while waiting for the MUFC call, Matinez is looking
  18. This what your waiting for mate ? STEWIE ,YOU DELUDED SCOUSE KUNT !
  19. Now you tell me ya fanny 1 ,would you have trusted me with your address to send it you 2, would you open anything I sent you in the post
  20. Im back on the Ecigs , I couldn't get on with those vapouriser things , any one looking to try it can have my kit ,
  21. There is no doubt some people deserve to be put to death ,but with a corrupt and inept judicial system ,how will we ever be sure whos guilty , The Birmingham 6 ,the Guildford 4 , the Renault 5 would all have been unjustly executed in this country had we still kept the death penalty.
  22. and that about sums up the argument against capital punishment .
  23. Sad news , he leaves behind one very happy ex wife , one unfinished pallet wood fence , one very large spoon of the wooden variety ,and 254 very very happy saluki owners .rip
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