This reminds me of when we were kids , the P.E teacher gave my brother a dead arm , so our kid tells my old fella ,"what were you doing ?" asks the old man "just messing about " says the bold James , "o,k take this letter in and give it to the teacher "
Next morning our kid swaggers into school and toss,s the letter on the P.E teachers desk , "off me dad "he snarled , teacher opens the letter
Dear sir ,
If he messes about again ,you have my permission to give him a good hiding .