Astanley
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The best sound I,v heard for a long time was the booing at West ham , Results are all that matter ? bollox generations of being known as a team that play a certain style of football , an easy on the eye ,attractive style admired by the neutral , put at risk for a few poxy points and safety by that big ,gormless anti football ,gum chewing prick , Give me a relegation battle and decent football anyday
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Baw what do you no of the brick book rumours and would you buy it ? Considering all proceeds went to a good cause He asked me to write a book about Kat a couple of years ago so I reckon it'll be true. I'd definitely buy it mate. Better than half the shit books out there. Least his is about him and not every coursing god who happens to have a hairy eared mutt. I must get at least a chapter , lol , but fair do,s to him , he took a beating twice , paid up , and only made 30 or 40 excuses .
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They won the world cup , it doesn't get any bigger .
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Derbylad and Freelance are down there now for a nights lamping ,so somebody likes him after all .
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Spot on mate , the fkin Beaners will be at it next .
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I am offended by that woman being offended by something so trivial , ...solicitors tomorrow for me , file my lawsuit .
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Good man Pete .
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I as up in Scotland a couple of weeks ago and came across two pissed up sweaties knocking up a fence out of old scrap pallets , what a fukin disgrace !,, they could barely stand up they were so drunk , they were pissing in the road and throwing empty beer cans every where , the fence went in all directions and was leaning, like the tower of Pisa, the poor neighbours were too frightened to complain , I don't know why this is allowed it was disgusting , I went back last week to take some pictures but they never turned out .. I hope the council make them take this mess down .
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My favourite scene in that film is where Stewie sits on the bridge playing his banjo.
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Tomo , when you were out with bricky , did you or did you not try to put your hands down his underpants ,?
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I hope everything is ok for you , and good luck .
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You sagged school and went to an art exhibition ,IN A LIBRARY !!!! what kind of nerd were you ?
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was that Rabbie Burns Appy ? lol
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THLs most annoying member ??? has Baw been banned?
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Then you would have been a miserable , humourless prick , with a broken jaw .I seriously doubt that I dont
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Then you would have been a miserable , humourless prick , with a broken jaw .
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I was in a queue in a shop yesterday , a long queue of mostly women ,when I was about to be served I let out a 3 second deafeningly loud fart , a proper ass clapper , no smell ,but fuk me it was loud . When I got home and told my Mrs , she was horrified and said I should of apologised ,instead of punching the air and shouting "you beauty " which is what I did ,. The question is .in polite society , what should I have done ? kept quiet ? apologised ? made a joke ? blamed the paki behind the counter ?is there a protocol for this happening ?
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Credit where its due , to come back from 2.0 ,is an achievement at that level , they did well .
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When you say "to engage them in debate " do you really mean , lure them in to rip the pish out of them ? to use the Scottish vernacular
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pffffffffft, frightened, of them!!!! I think they'll struggle next season to gain promotion to be honest. There best player mcCullochs is 43 and he's pish diehard though so respect. And when they get promoted , it will feel like the cold clammy index finger of a Pakistani Doctor rimming your sphincter muscle ,you know your getting fuked soon ,but you try to be brave .
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Baw you remind me of my last prostrate examination , I too was looking over my shoulder with a worried look on my face . Don't be frightened ,you,v got two seasons yet .
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Too late , your still getting a kicking .
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Sorry to hear about your dog , to be honest I cant see yo coming across a beddyx dh litter any time soon , but if you look on the sites that advertise lurcher pups ,you will see dogs that look like smaller deerhounds , maybe something with beardie collie in it , if its well looked after with plenty of exercise I cant see any problem keeping a lurcher as a pet in a rural setting ,best of luck whatever you choose .
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That's sad news , I really liked Clarissa .
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Moyes and Martinez , both went to bigger clubs , we know how its went for Moyes , while Martinez has had similar points gained and league position as reached at EFC , he has done this while completely changing their style of play , and as such redefining the clubs ambitions , all in his first season , Moyes hit a glass ceiling and didn't have the ambition to go further , his sterile style of play was enough to keep EFC in the top 6 ,and he convinced himself and the media that that was good enough for Everton, he has been keeping a steady ship while waiting for the MUFC call, Matinez is looking
