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Astanley

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  1. How re they getting on nowadays ?
  2. dunno about that , could probably do with a under 12 s section .
  3. Oh , it was banter , that's ok then , I,m only just beginning to understand how this banter lark works , as far as I can see , you call complete strangers ( who are trying to help you ) offensive ,insulting names , then you drag that persons mother into it and make repulsive comments about her , then when , incredibly , nobody has laughed at your witty remarks , and you have sobered up or put the crack pipe down , you shout " it was only banter " and everything is ok , in fact people feel a bit silly because they "bit " good stuff this banter
  4. Have you seen Bosun ? eeeuuughh , a reach around is the most he,d get off me
  5. Ye Bosun ,shut the fuk up , coming on here with your helpful advise and suggestions , who do you think you are !
  6. I dread it coming round , its a normal day for me , but some people give it more importance than it deserves , they make outrageous claims about it and think everybody else is interested THE FUKIN NORTHEAST DERBY
  7. Very nice , if you ever make one for sale I would like to buy one please .ATB
  8. As far as I can see Socks blamed the Taliban , seeing as they carried out the attack , that would seem reasonable "strange blame is always someone elses " do you not see the tragic irony of that statement ?
  9. A sixth form college I Brighton is urging sociology students to attend Brightons match against Millwall ,so they can learn about ,masculinity , working class habits , homophobia and racism , . The students are encouraged to be "sociologists " and to "even Talk " to fans , as a safety measure they are told to buy a pie and wash it down with Bovril so they don't stand out , Its good that the middle classes want to study the working class white male before he becomes extinct .don't you think .
  10. They look top quality , I will be asking Gaffer o make me one .
  11. My daughter lost her pet dog recently and got the same run around from a private kennel , wouldn't give their location , had to pay £100 up front on card for a dog that may or may not of been hers , it was hers and it was in rag order , skin and bone and with an untreated bite wound on her face , how are these people legal ?
  12. Astanley

    God

    It stuck my favourite mug back together after I dropped it .
  13. It was Fowler in the Liverpool /Arsenal game
  14. Been in Pubs all over Scotland and every one has made me feel welcome , mind you a few people have said being scouse dosnt count as being English .
  15. old man requires cheap lamping kit , thank you.

  16. Ancient Greece , and listen to Socrates , London 16th/early 17th century and watch a Shakespeare play at the Globe , America ,pre Columbus , Scotts expedition ,Shakletons expedition ,Greenwich village New York in the 60s and catch a young Bob Dylan in a folk club
  17. A good idea , if people post it could make an interesting and poignant thread .
  18. Whats blue and dosnt fit properly ......a dead epileptic
  19. message from Pil , moxy I am very sorry , lets be friends please

  20. Will someone please explain where he is ,saying under the bed or by the wires is no fooking good to me , I,m going round the bend ,hurry up Please
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