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  1. Astanley
    He talked a complete and utter load of crap .
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    I ,m all for teaching bullies a lesson ,but humiliating your own son infront of a global audience on the t,interweb ,speaks volumes about where the lad got his bullying tendencies from ,.
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    Alby ,you foolish ferretter ,dont be silly , your spending too much time talking to klubfoot .
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    I think Liverpool are going to romp it ,and kick start our season , I reckon there is a bit of friction in the Man U camp .
  5. Astanley
    Ciggy /booze run
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    SUNDERLAND AFC V Spurs , predictions please
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    You haven't got a very close twin brother too have you?twin? lol i got brown hair, brothers got black and sisters blonde. Not the milk mans though we do all like quite similar. I just think blokes look better dressed smart. Didnt jeans only become popular through james dean? Dunno why i think that sure ive heard it. Jeans to me just sort of look like something meant to wear for a manual job. Think a nice pair of fitted trousers looks better with a pair of shoes. I cant stand to see blokes or women wearing trainers unless going to the gym or something. Typing that i even had to think what women
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    oh fo gods sake dont be letting Max claim Bill aswell , he was born in Scotland , A village called Glenbuck I think ,you might be getting mixed up with Bob Paisley ,he was a son of the NE .
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    In one of Reggies books Gnash , he says he sparred with your old fella , did he ?
  10. Astanley
    I,m the scouser ,I get to say "calm down " not you
  11. Astanley
    oh ffs Socks take a day off ,"childhood hero ", I was giving a man who I admired a mention on the anniversary of his birth .
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    102 years today when he was born ,a childhood hero of mine ,a great character , when will we see his likes again .
  13. Astanley
    They wouldnt of lasted 2 minutes in the north east .
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    Paulus was the bestman at MB wedding , they go on holiday together and MB is godfather to Paulusus,s eldest child ,I hope this explains why paulus is impartial ,I think they are first cousins aswell .
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    The lads looking for a mentor ,to me that is more than showing him how to kill things , surely a mentor will tell and show him how to behave and conduct himself ,explain the golden rules and the unwritten rules ,explain to him why some things and some behaviour is unacceptable , these things arnt natural they have to be learned , the lad seems polite enough and has manners ,he deserves to spend some time with a decent mentor , before the kill anything ,smash gates down crowd gethold of him and he gets to thinking thats the way to go about things.
  16. Astanley
    What are you good at mate? Interests ? Talents ?
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    Just outside Welshpool a few minutes from Powis Castle......ive fallen for a town we stopped in called Montgomery what a charming little manor full of equally charming people......welcomed a couple of horrible looking fuckers like us in like we was long lost friends.....cant quite get my nut around herds of cows walking along the street ....but really appealed to me in a strange kind of way ! keep calling the local girls "herds of cows " and you wont be made welcome for long
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    It ,s an ancient Welsh druid custom dating from the 15th century ,they are found in many parts of Wales and come in various shapes and guises ,I dont know the literal translation but locally they are known as ...lletuss foukwid fllass cokneecunnts heds ..
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    I have a theory ,
  20. Astanley
    What name is Baw using nowdays ?
  21. Astanley

    Planes

    Astanley replied to CushtyJook's topic in General Talk

    I,m on to you Krusty ,this is all part of an elaborate plan to fake your own death to get out of paying all those Tyson bets you made.
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    Mushy ,try a clothes line as a lead ,let him run so far to other dogs , then if doesnt respond yank him off his feet ,after a few times he should get the message, if this fails hang him from the clothes line and beat him to death .
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    West ham , the first cup final I remember watching as a kid was 64 ,the year after they won the cup winners cup and the next year the world cup , I have got a soft spot for teams that play in claret and blue .I also have a lot of respect for Sunderland ,always thought they had decent support and were a good old fashioned club ,the bisto kid is fking that up a bit for me though. Burnley Aston villa Newcastle are other teams I have got a lot of time for .
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    Good looking dog
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    Teenage Crush

    Astanley replied to Kay's topic in General Talk

    Betty Rubble
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