I took a fella out a few years ago who had been asking me for a night out for ages ,he did nothing but moan , it was too cold ,too wet ,too muddy ,he was hungry ,he was tired ,the dog kept sniffing him ,why do you have to be quiet ,etc etc
so I pointed to the farmers house and asked him if he wanted to wait there for me , I told him the farmer would still be up as he waited for us to finish and then came out to shut all the gates behind us ,he would deffo get a nice cup of coffee and a slice of cake ,told him to knock loud as the farmer was a bit deaf ,
He doesnt speak to me now .