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Astanley

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  1. Please dont go Krusty ,will you stay if I get the bad men to say sorry ?
  2. Will you stay off the Sunderland ones as well ,or Max will never stop .
  3. I can understand the press saying that ,but not an ordinary ,good looking football fan like yourself . When teams win titles and European cups , other teams copy thier style/tactics ,who copies the boring ,sterile way mourinhos teams w in games ,he is a short sighted way to bring success for rich clubs ,a high end big fat sam ,I personally find him a snidey ,egotistical bore and cant remember him ever saying anything insightful or interesting .
  4. do you kiss your mum with that mouth ?
  5. I hope the lad gets his dog back ,BUT ,all I have heard off him so far is moans about keepers and policemen being liars and wankers ,I havent heard him hold his hands up to all the mistakes he made ,and not just beginers mistakes but common sense ,f**k me thats a bit daft , type mistake , I havent heard him thank anyone for the good advice he has been given on here , To be honest ,I would be loathe to give this lad any advise other than think long and hard about wether you should be involved in hunting with dogs ,legal or otherwise .
  6. I took a fella out a few years ago who had been asking me for a night out for ages ,he did nothing but moan , it was too cold ,too wet ,too muddy ,he was hungry ,he was tired ,the dog kept sniffing him ,why do you have to be quiet ,etc etc so I pointed to the farmers house and asked him if he wanted to wait there for me , I told him the farmer would still be up as he waited for us to finish and then came out to shut all the gates behind us ,he would deffo get a nice cup of coffee and a slice of cake ,told him to knock loud as the farmer was a bit deaf , He doesnt speak to me now .
  7. Interesting ,my wife and daughters go to see these spiritualist /clairvoyant types qite often ,they went to one who taped the meetings and then gave them an audio tape of the session to bring home ,I asked them to tell me what happened at the meeting before we listened to the tapes ,what they told me was said and what was actually said when we listened to the tape was like night and day even they were shocked at the difference ,....if you beieve in that stuff I think a certain amount of self delusion comes into play .
  8. I feel for you mate ,finding out may have been the start of your hell but for your sister its the start of her recovery ,a long ,hard sometimes heartbreaking recovery ,but a recovery ,with the love and strength of your family to help her ,there is a happy ending to this story way down the line ,trust me on this .
  9. This week I have been mostly shitting on the toilet.
  10. It was upsetting reading that ,god bless the old boy ,and may the people who did this burn in hell.
  11. Best reasonably priced dry food there is .
  12. Great looking dog Paddy , all the best with it ,you should have a few years of fu with him .
  13. I think "interesting " sums it up ,as Tomo says the old fella sounded a proper kunt ,and youv got to get past a lot of --we are the down trodden peasants ,taking from the cruel upper classes ---type of rhetoric , but interesting non the less.
  14. "Plastic gangsters " aint that the truth , I have learned to my cost over the years ,that those who shout loudest about "never grassing " no matter what , are the very people most likely to do just that .
  15. Old ,fat and baldy 5 ft 10
  16. Astanley

    Liverpool

    For what its worth I think Rodgers will do a great job for his next club , I have heard its Klopp next ,,it should be interesting.
  17. I think maybe krusty has a point ,in the fullness of time if big Ron always acts like that then someone down the line would slap him ,but because he acted like a divvy to a fella wearing a snitch camera he is bullied by the whole country ,a bit ironic I think . Btw I dont mean people on here having an opinion on him and saying hes a loud mouthed retard ,I am talking about the media ,ffs national papers and prime time news ,did he deserve that for being a dickhead ?
  18. Wait until you see his twin brother Reggie ,he,s even harder
  19. No Honestly,,,when you keep throwing me these bones,,I find it very hard to resist..... lol its like shooting fish in a barrel
  20. Ffs krusty ,do you enjoy getting abuse on here ?
  21. Well done Stuart ,nice gesture from you and the lads .
  22. Buy a horse drawn caravan to go with them and go naked hedge shitting with krusty.
  23. Thats not "a funny story" krusty , thats just weird and a bit cringy , I dont think I want to be your friend anymore .
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