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Astanley

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  1. Go for it Brookie ,sounds like you could win this one
  2. Dont worry Astanley, I still cook clean and keep a good home, but I also hunt, fish, skin, gut,butcher and prepare all the food I feed my family. Youv got my vote ,and your a good sport , welcome girl
  3. A woman out hunting !!! now I have heard everything wtf is the world coming to? Get on the Gt British bake off and if your any good or youv got big jugs I will think about voting for you ,now get back in the kitchen where you belong.
  4. In my own very humble opinion it isnt a sign of patriotism to support every British sportsman in every contest against a foreigner ,I follow local and British sportsmen because they are the ones I know most about ,I can build up an affinity with them because I have followed thier careers , BUT sometimes ,for a variety of reasons, I dont like or rate a home grown sportsman ,whereas I admire their opponent ,...on these occasions I feel no guilt or shame rooting for my own personal favourite . ATB
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    No wetherspoons will do I'm here now Mexican Monday enjoy.
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    Corby

    The Pyky arms ,on Tarrmac rd do a mean hedgehog lasagna .
  7. I have lost respect for the members on here , what a bunch of girly homos! The champ .
  8. whats this argument stuff? Your job is to tell her whats what ,and she should nod in agreement , also to nip this posting on your account stuff in the bud ,you must butt her ,and not one of those sissy glancing header type butts ,, a full on knees bent , back arched ,forehead planted right on her nose type butts, . as you have obviously given the gobby cow to much leeway ,you may have to repeat this treatment for a week or so , but gradually you will find her attitude and behaviour will improve ..glad to have been of help atb
  9. Have a look on the aussie sites (ozzydoggers etc ) and ask on there ,they seem a friendly helpful bunch atb .
  10. 118 ...youve got his number.
  11. Beat her unmercifully until she becomes submissive ,then beat her a bit more .
  12. Best of luck with the breeding ,you can have a lot of sport with this cross ,great little knock about dogs atb
  13. I think if they decided to play the game as a gesture of defiance or solidarity or whatever , then they should let the fans be as partisan and the players be as competitive as usual without hamstringing them with the "footballs not important " message .We have always known footballs not important in the scheme of things but if the purpose of playing the match was to carry on as normal then there is no point guilt tripping fans and players into not acting normal. It reminded me of the 1989 cup final after Hillsbourgh ,I was in the Everton end ,and after the minutes silence and all the rest of
  14. Ffs krusty ,stop messing about and acting all coy ,tell your mate you have feelings for him ,lob out your todger and see where it goes from there ,.
  15. A lot of empty seats in the vip/posh section ,are the corprate freeloaders a bit scared of something ?
  16. Can a mod please remove this photograh please , neither myself or my girlfriend (Britany)have given permission for it to be posted .
  17. Oh Danny boy , your sounding a bit desperate Dan hope the new dog wasnt too deer You have four in a roe and lots of other puns ,plus some sarcastic comments about how interesting your post was .atb
  18. If your boss had anything about him he would of refused to send anyone else out on the job until the big gormless ,xbox playing ,spoilt brat of mummies boy apologised to you and your little scaredy cat apprentice .
  19. Fascinating stuff , I enjoy the cut and thrust of witty repartee ,put me in mind of Oscar Wilde or Noel Cowered.
  20. Not that I,m too bothered , but I cant help thinking you have gone to a lot of trouble to get Krusty out of a hole he dug himself , I am now going to spread a rumour that you are related to him .
  21. I don't know who's gonna win it A,but it's going to be a good fight I hope Rocky wins I've watched him box since he was a kid in the amateurs,he's a local lad as you know mate so I'd really like to see him pull it off, hard when it's two scousers isn't it lol atb AT It should be a great fight , I dont mind who wins ,but it has certainly divided local opinion lol ,..takes me back to the Nark in the park .
  22. Smith the winner ,stoppage middle rounds , I have bet my q8 and got a hundred grand in side bets
  23. The grandad years have been easily the best of my life .
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