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Astanley

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  1. Love hearing them sing that song .
  2. Got to love the magic of the FA cup ,even when your on the receiving end ,loved those two centre backs for Plymouth ,a well deserved win and good luck to those six fingered ,inbred ,toothless sister shagging Devonian cnts .
  3. Goly ,you are a genius ! Killing old people to save the state money ,great idea ,we could have incentive schemes too ,like it you persuade your grannie ,who is only 68 to go at the same time as your grandad ,then you get a tax rebate ,and why even bother with the cost of drugs when a cushion when they're having an afternoon nap costs nothing but why stop at old people ?what about disabled people and the cost of all those fkn ramps ,surely we could cull them even earlier ,sick people ? cancer? some of them little bald bastids last fkn years ,it must cost £££££££££££ ,downs syndrome ? they stop
  4. It seems a bit churlish to say he didn't reach his potential with the amount he won ,the records he broke etc...maybe I had too high expectations of him but he just never reached the levels I thought he would .great player for sure ,can't help feeling he should of been part of the Messi Ronaldo debate .
  5. Good tip for you Wolfie ,,whenever she gets pissed off ,angry or it's that time of month ,tell her to calm down ,they love that .
  6. It's hard seeing your partner in crime ,walk down the aisle ,but be patient mate ,when the grandkids come along it starts all over again .
  7. I dunno mate ,there are times in the last past when I have put a lot of thought and hard work ,not to mention risk into being a thief , got to be honest I was pretty pleased with myself at the time .
  8. Well done wolfie !, If you write an essay on how much you enjoyed being 'skipper' they will probably give you a prize and put it on the fridge.
  9. You should of left it at the laughing face
  10. There are two types of people in this world 1:; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
  11. This place would be the last place on God's green earth I would come looking for advice ,legal or not .
  12. Minnie Caldwell s lodger sonny Jim .
  13. I said Tomo is obsessed with Greggs not greb.
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    RIP Ron

    Sad to hear the passing of big Ron Yeats ,one of Shankleys first signings and a fine player .RIP
  15. Astanley

    Oasis

    There is Ray Charles and Nina Simone ,the rest is just noise .
  16. You just be very proud of that handsome young man Rich ,why aim for the nufc s or crappy madrids one day be could be good enough for Sunderland ,the sky's the limit .
  17. I tried to be a decent role model for my nephews when they were younger but got no gratitude from the parents ,,apparently teaching kids to shoplift is frowned on nowadays ,! PC gone mad
  18. Astanley

    London

    Gonna do a similar thing myself ,so I will be interested in replies .
  19. After seeing how you bet ,I'm not going to get too depressed about that prediction .
  20. A top four finish ,knockout stages of CL,,would be a good season for me .
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