jukel123
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Must be p Must be poofy southern sites them mate.
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Respect to all hold carriers. Super fit blokes. Not a job to have when you are hungover.
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Where do all these stupid gullible women come from? Come here pet and suck my cock I want to take a photo. I promise I won't show anybody. No really I promise you. WTF?
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Don't spoil my post with detail.lol RT. I might apply for the job of image detail inspector.
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Correct,plus it will be a flashers paradise. Washie
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Facebook have got a brilliant idea to combat revenge porn. Apparently everybody goes Spartacus and sends nude pictures to be published. That way nobody can be embarrassed or blackmailed. f****n brilliant idea now wheres that whip and hood I'm going to publish the most horrifying,humiliating shot I can think of. You couldn't f****n dream of a more stupid arsehole of an idea in a million years.
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How come I'm Norman Nomates when it comes to George Best? For a period of maybe 2 years, he could win games by himself. That to me is the essence of a world class player.
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I watched Eusabio and Best play in a testimonial. Brilliant night. Always remember Eusabio shaking Ales Stepneys hand after he saved a ferocious drive from him in a European cup game. Top player top bloke.
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I have my doubts Fury will ever be back. He keeps saying he will and he's lost weight, then he goes on a bender. Seven stone is a hell of a lot to take off by March, I think he's hitting the coke hard too...using it as an antidepressant. His voice sounds weird. I think he's had a massive breakdown. I think he's a long way from recovery. Real shame. We get a brit heavyweight champion of the world, and the media go and destroy him. I don't think he could take all that criticism.
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Well I think he was. You c**ts are ganging up on me so I'm taking my ball inside. Play by yourselves.
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Yes but in his time Bobby Moore was up there with the very best.
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George Best, for a brief time was world class.
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There's a guy by the name of Bobby Moore that a certain gentleman forgot. The man was majestic. Anybody think Ruud Van Nistelroy was world Class?
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So much for Mourhinos eye for a young player. Sold him when he was Chelsea manager along with Lukaku. Of course you never win anything with kids.
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I still genuinely cannot understand why Hoddle was fired.For expressing unconventional views? I thought his opinions on reincarnation and punishment were barking too. But WTF had his non footballing opinions got to do with his job? I'm bewildered.
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Good retort Stiff but you picked out the times he was poor. He was, for 20 years,different class.
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Your neighbours would dispute the no wogs within 5 miles claim.
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Was watching Jim Davidson on YouTube. Some up their own arse interviewer asked if he would apologise for his Chalky White character. He said he would when the BB C apologised for The Black and White Minstrel show.. Good answer. Was there ever a black person offended by Chalky White? Or The Black and White Minstrel Show? I think all that offence was invented by the office of political correctness B B C. Or is Wilf beginning to influence me?
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Who McIntyre or Frankie Boyle?
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Me and Mrs retired spend all day together. Smug I know. My kids and grandkids. I am the world's best speycaster with either hand. I am unbeatable at those sexy casts. Completely self taught. I can cast with one hand. I am so great at it.
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Frankie is the man. Strange thing is I know a few guys who are as witty and observational as him. He doesn't say anything different from what a lot of working class Scots guys say in the pub. Really funny guy. And he pays his taxes in full! He says if I'm raking it in I can afford to pay my f****n taxes. Unlike that other deeply unfunny count Jimmy Carr.
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Just read he's the highest grossing comedian in the world. WTF ?? He doesn't make me laugh, he irritates me,. Hysterical big girl's blouse. I imagine there are more laughs on Eastenders. Never watched that in my life either. What a misery fest judging by the excerpts. Bah, humbug. Soon be f***ing Xmas too.
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When I was a kid I used to help chaining cows for milking. Cow's that knew you were placid. I was asked to help at a neighbouring farm. Cow's were spooked by me and I got knocked out when a cow tossed its head in panic when I reached over its neck for its chain.
