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jukel123

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  1. WTF? Nutcases really have taken over the asylum. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/09/germany-chico-dog-that-killed-owners-petition-hanover
  2. How did you get on today WR?
  3. Just remembered a joke about Phil Neville. The Man U first team noticed that Fergie was clocking off an hour early from training. "f**k it", they said, if it's good enough for him. it's good enough for us. So they all clocked off. Phil Neville drives home and sees Fergie's car outside his house. He sneaks a look in the windows and Fergie and Phil's wife are making love. Next day, Fergie clocks off early again and the lads follow suit. Phil Neville however carries on training. "What's up with you, ya scab" they say. "f**k that!" says Phil. "Fergie nearly caught me yesterday.
  4. Yep. I know what you mean exactly. The only thing Fellaini brings to the table for me are horrible elbows, yet Mourhino is going to offer him a new contract. Others I know compare him to Keane. I can't see it at all. Phil Neville was just a runner. I can't think of anything he did particularly well. But he seems blessed. Got himself into the England team, a lucrative deal at Everton and got the England women's manager's job on a plate. They didn't even interview other candidates for the England job. Weird.
  5. I came to the conclusion that there are some things i can't see in a player too. Some players to me seem really ordinary, yet clubs are willing to pay big bucks for them. Two come to mind immediately..Fellaini and Phil Neville.
  6. Wow, that really surprises me. It's all about opinions but to me,he wouldn't rank in the top ten. Barnes,Alonso, Suarez,Dalgliesh, Gerrard, Torres,Fowler Owen, Rush and Salah. There's ten I personally would put in front of him. Maybe his sheer determination to win and leadership would be what would influence koppites and I can understand that. But there's been alot better than him in terms of pure class pulled on a red shirt imho.
  7. Maybe I see things too black and white,but I'm only really interested in two sports:boxing and football. I don't like to mix them up. It drives me wild to see a couple of prima donnas getting £100 grand a week getting themselves sent off for squaring up to each other. Their pathetic wee egos are more important to them than the team or the fans. I would love to see them put a pair of boxing gloves on....or maybe not, the fight would probably be an embarrassment. Violence belongs in the ring out in the open. Not on a fitba field.
  8. Nah, I'm not having that.Hard fair tackling is one thing being a dirty/dangerous player is another. I played until my forties and can swear I always played within the rules. Never deliberately hurt anyone. If I was deliberately hurt myself I would take it up with the guy after the game. I honestly can't understand anybody at at any level deliberately going out to injure an opponent.Low life psychoes imho.
  9. Robson,Hoddle and Wilkins!
  10. How about Wilkins .Robson and Hoddle? Stiff?
  11. World class? Behave Stiff! Without doubt a hard tackling, and creative midfielder. Never lacked courage. (especially when he signed Mo Johnston) One of that breed of hard scot which used to light up the old first division. He could show exceptional balls control as well. See below. But his punditry leaves me without the will to live. He makes Alan Hanson look like a ray of sunshine.
  12. I can see I need to get you up to speed. You are not going to believe this. Boris f****n johnstone is foreign secretary! No honest ! Brexit is happening but nobody knows how! A little f****n fat cnut in N Korea is threatening to nuke everybody. But,wait for it.....Donald f****n Trump is the US president! A lot to believe in a oner mate, go and have a lie down.
  13. Does he ever stop moaning? Ever crack a smile? Must be a miserable bugger to live with.
  14. Wilf, life in Ireland is dulling your brain. They are in the prem!
  15. Benitez showing his ability. He can do it without big money. Not many have proved that the way he has.
  16. City don't like it up em. Six goals conceded this week.
  17. New job for you WR. Might be the best thing ever.
  18. Its a long shot,but maybe you have an ear infection? My Mrs gets something called "labrynthitis". It makes her feel disorientated/dizzy. Comes and goes. Best of luck anyway. 2 nil for us tomorrow.
  19. Lots of description.......no action footage.
  20. I can't find a link for Byron's initial claim. Anybody?
  21. I take your point but if Stormy Daniels were to accompany Trump to Korea as his special adviser she could pleasure them both and get them to sign a peace agreement. Of course I went to the Dr yesterday because i was worried about a small lump near my testicles. He said 'that's your penis!" But on the other hand there's too many Tyson furies in this world today. goodbye for ever. I had Kofi annan in the back of my cab once. Yes it's winter!
  22. Sorry mate. The very thought turns my stomach. My mam used to eat pig's trotters, cow heels and tripe.
  23. I never thought Fury would shed all that weight.Didn't think he would ever get his head straight. Looks like he's well on the way to fitness. Good luck to him. He needs to ditch his dad and uncle, both unsavoury characters with very dodgy pasts. Hope his new trainer can teach him something. Still think he should go to the states..that's the top 'university' for boxers.
  24. It's only a matter of time before a terrorist atrocity involving nuclear material happens. There's a lot of radioactive 'stuff' which has gone missing from many sources. Eventually some of it will turn up and the consequences will be catastrophic. (My cheerful thought for the day folks.)
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