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jukel123

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  1. I never rated Henderson, especially for England but he's improved a lot over the last two years or so.
  2. I had a foreman once who liked a drink. One night he was walking past Burton's window and fancied a new suit. He managed to smash a hole in the glass, crawled through, oozing blood, put a new jacket on and fell asleep. The cops had to wake him up. A weekend in jail and he was back at work Monday morning. I remember him breaking the ice on a barrel of water and ducking his head right in. Best way to sober up he reckoned on a Monday morning.
  3. You might be right, could be a con. Personally I would rather do bird than be put into a strait jacket or have to take a chemical cosh courtesy of a Miss Ratchet think alike.
  4. You are probably right their coats are in magnificent condition.
  5. I've been rescuing them from Irish hunters and keeping them in my wildlife sanctuary .
  6. When I get asked to sort out Man Utd I will immediately contact Liverpool's scouts and make them a financial package they can't refuse. They have consistently identified and signed players with world class potential.The players we have bought have been duds on the whole. I would also poach the guys on the Southhampton coaching staff-they have produced a steady stream of excellent pros.
  7. Because we were considered not good enough by the lad's representatives. That, plus Ed Woodward's legendary incompetence. He's not the first we've missed out on or the last. We must accept our new place in the pecking order.?
  8. Wilf I was thinking of you the other day when Blowjob Johnstone was wooing Africa with the promise of less immigration from Europe and more from Africa. (True honestly). I was expecting reports of an Irish earthquake or an unidentified cat orbiting the earth.?. Given 48% of African nationals are muslim and given his previous remarks about blacks and muslims, I was surprised at his thinking. Consistency isn't his greatest quality. Your thoughts? Stay calm mate.
  9. Brilliant! Guess I'm a bit further North than you. Hornby train sets? I'm too thick to get that?
  10. Only on THL could a news report about a coyote attack in America turn into a rant about Corbyn, Abbot the RSPCA and tree huggers.? The original story morphed into something completely different, something like Chinese whispers. ?. In the unlikely event of a rabid coyote ever attacking a child anywhere near you lads, I would euthanise it in the quickest way available. Worry about Corbyn Abbot the RSPCA and tree huggers if you must, but f****n kill it anyway. Trust me, you worry far too much.? Corbyn is busy planting his allotment and Abbot is visiting her mentally illl son. Here's
  11. Calm down! Calm down! Scouse.?. Nobody begrudges Liverpool the title this year. There's nothing to be bitchy about. Their football is brilliant. They are not ruthlessly dirty, they have bought wisely. Nowt wrong in discussing whether they will be a one season team or a team which will dominate the division for years. How will Man City respond? How will Man U respond? I can see a few losing their jobs at Old Trafford. Chelsea too will have to decide whether they are prepared to raid the bank to try and compete. Speculation is all part of the game. I'll give Liverpool the glory this seas
  12. A single season is different to a legacy. Time will tell.
  13. ???. I was only one goal and one result out!
  14. Man U will dent Liverpool's perfect record on Sunday. I can feel in my bones. There's going to be some very sick scousers come Sunday night when we show them who the real masters are. That German with the mister Ed teeth will be moaning for the fatherland you'll see. ManU 2 scouse b*****ds 1. You heard it here first.
  15. Tell you what. They'll be a major problem for the British Army if the Scots declare independence. If Scots lads join the English/ Welsh/NI army after independence they will be mercenaries won't they? A Scots army would be funny, a bunch of raggedy arsed highlanders with a can of Tennents in one hand and a claymore in the other.lol
  16. Just back. Bought meself an Alsation guard dog, video cameras and booby trapped the garden. My Mrs is on night duty she's a lot harder than Katchum's Mrs. Trust me I 've seen em both in combat.. I'm not unduly worried at this stage. But if Bill surfaces let me know ffs.
  17. Not defending him mate, but shit happens. Yes people should be more responsible but there's one born every minute. We all make mistakes. Moving a dog on is not the worst sin in the world.
  18. Tell the truth you lying b*****d. There was plenty of game until you arrived and hoovered it all up.? Scotland has game aplenty. A fortnight ago I was travelling through Glenshee at dusk and the amount of white hares crossing the road was unbelievable. It was a cracking sight these white ghosts crossing the road in driving snow. I've seen me let the dogs out for a pee up there and have to keep them at heel because the whites are so numerous and very easily caught even for my retards. My sons have had red deer in their gardens as well as red squirrels and pine martens. In summer the amou
  19. I am even more scared now. Katch has been back on here which means he is still free. The cops must have ignored my confidential info about the slurry pit, maybe they have more important matters and are pursuing some hare coursing desperadoes. Poor Bill must be well decomposed by now. I have not slept because I know a certain lady does not take kindly to being grassed up.? PS. Katch has taken this with good humour, but I'm f****n dead if and when Bill reads it.?
  20. Ditto. Well said. We brits are very sentimental about dogs. In many parts of the world they are held in very low esteem. Here we have a whole industry devoted to re_homing dogs, many imported from God knows where. Everytime I see " A dog is for life not just for Christmas" on a car back windscreen, I always think that person should have more important injustices on his/ her mind. I would wager the pup in question has behavioural issues : slow to housetrain, destructive, separation anxiety or some other problem which the owner can't deal with.
  21. No you are right sussex. The SNP are not sympathetic to field sports.,
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