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jukel123

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  1. I have my doubts Fury will ever be back. He keeps saying he will and he's lost weight, then he goes on a bender. Seven stone is a hell of a lot to take off by March, I think he's hitting the coke hard too...using it as an antidepressant. His voice sounds weird. I think he's had a massive breakdown. I think he's a long way from recovery. Real shame. We get a brit heavyweight champion of the world, and the media go and destroy him. I don't think he could take all that criticism.
  2. Well I think he was. You c**ts are ganging up on me so I'm taking my ball inside. Play by yourselves.
  3. Yes but in his time Bobby Moore was up there with the very best.
  4. George Best, for a brief time was world class.
  5. There's a guy by the name of Bobby Moore that a certain gentleman forgot. The man was majestic. Anybody think Ruud Van Nistelroy was world Class?
  6. So much for Mourhinos eye for a young player. Sold him when he was Chelsea manager along with Lukaku. Of course you never win anything with kids.
  7. I still genuinely cannot understand why Hoddle was fired.For expressing unconventional views? I thought his opinions on reincarnation and punishment were barking too. But WTF had his non footballing opinions got to do with his job? I'm bewildered.
  8. Good retort Stiff but you picked out the times he was poor. He was, for 20 years,different class.
  9. Your neighbours would dispute the no wogs within 5 miles claim.
  10. Was watching Jim Davidson on YouTube. Some up their own arse interviewer asked if he would apologise for his Chalky White character. He said he would when the BB C apologised for The Black and White Minstrel show.. Good answer. Was there ever a black person offended by Chalky White? Or The Black and White Minstrel Show? I think all that offence was invented by the office of political correctness B B C. Or is Wilf beginning to influence me?
  11. Who McIntyre or Frankie Boyle?
  12. Me and Mrs retired spend all day together. Smug I know. My kids and grandkids. I am the world's best speycaster with either hand. I am unbeatable at those sexy casts. Completely self taught. I can cast with one hand. I am so great at it.
  13. Frankie is the man. Strange thing is I know a few guys who are as witty and observational as him. He doesn't say anything different from what a lot of working class Scots guys say in the pub. Really funny guy. And he pays his taxes in full! He says if I'm raking it in I can afford to pay my f****n taxes. Unlike that other deeply unfunny count Jimmy Carr.
  14. Just read he's the highest grossing comedian in the world. WTF ?? He doesn't make me laugh, he irritates me,. Hysterical big girl's blouse. I imagine there are more laughs on Eastenders. Never watched that in my life either. What a misery fest judging by the excerpts. Bah, humbug. Soon be f***ing Xmas too.
  15. When I was a kid I used to help chaining cows for milking. Cow's that knew you were placid. I was asked to help at a neighbouring farm. Cow's were spooked by me and I got knocked out when a cow tossed its head in panic when I reached over its neck for its chain.
  16. Anybody that's worked with sheep or cow's or horses know that they recognise you and are spooked by strangers. Even cage birds recognise individual human beings. Researching the bleedin obvious.
  17. I'm a bit worried about that. Told my grandson to keep me informed right away if he tries revenge tactics.
  18. I thought this was going to be a story about sabre toothed tigers/dna etc. Very disappointed.
  19. Spent one hour yesterday in talks with my grandson's headmaster. My grandson's mum had phoned me saying could I sort out a problem he was having at school.She's recovering from an operation and his dad is working abroad at the minute. Had a word with the lad, he's 14, 6 feet two inches and lucky if he's ten stone. (He's growing like bamboo.) He's also got red hair. He doesn't like being that height and he doesn't like having red hair. He's never been in trouble at school before and he's in all the top sets. Anyway his maths teacher (his favourite subject) was doing some warm up work before the
  20. http://wp.lancs.ac.uk/aurorawatchuk/2017/03/21/new-aurora-map/
  21. If you walked that the dogs will probably run double or treble that distance just playing.
  22. You are persistent mate. I'll give you that.
  23. Hope the Croyden cat killer isn't on its case. Or maybe it's all a plan to trap the Croydon cat killer? Or maybe I've inedvertently warned off the Croydon cat killer now?
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