jukel123
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Thats Rosenior off. I bet he's crying all the way to his millions of pounds pay off. The big clubs must have to factor in pay offs to failed managers in their business plans. Man U paid up to 20 million to pay off Ten Hag and Amorim. Still they were once ex players. And it's the players who make the entertainment and the profits at the end of the day. So good luck to them.
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They don't bring in money to the country as is often argued. France has more tourists per year than any European country and they guillotined their royal leeches. They have exclusive rights to properties owned by the taxpayer which are estimated to be worth 7 billion. Those properties could be sold off and transferred to defence spending. They have mostly German blood, with a smattering of Russian and Greek thrown in. They changed their name from Battenburg to Mountbatten because it sounded more British. With security costs thrown in they are estimated to cost us half a billion
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I know its a bit retro, but have you tried having sex with a genuine woman? Call me old fashioned, stone age, quaintly old-fashioned or whatever. But it's amazing.
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You have a very strange friend.Must be a feckin retarded Leeds supporter. Would you kindly send me his contact details? I would like to buy his farm at a rate very advantageous to him. I can be there in the morning complete with a Febreze spray whilst he signs over the deeds. I'm robbing myself but I'll give him a tenner plus 6 magic beans. Thank you.
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That's kind of you, but you keep it. It may be worth money at some point and only the two songs I've quoted mean anything to me. It's best kept in Lancashire not in chilly jock land.
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We used to sing this song in school too. I guess poaching and fox hunting songs are dying out quick. Only remembered by old relics like me. Back in the day we sang rural songs even in industrial Salford. https://youtu.be/wFFGWwHR8Xg?si=kZWCyCejKA-L5tyy
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Im showing my age. My generation used to sing this song in school. Its about John Peel, legendary fox hunter. https://youtu.be/LxUIWmuJARg?si=_pINL5hirvdiukI0
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My lady's birthday today so we had a day out in Caldbeck. a country village in rural Cumbria. Life has stood almost still there. It has a village pond, a pub ,a cricket ground, a rectory complete with a rookery as well as a working farm.... with a bored , tyre chasing, hyperactive collie bang in the middle of the village square . There's a cottage with around a dozen sunbathing cats and a village shop / post office still surviving despite the rise of the supermarkets. I had a walk in the church grounds and found this man. He was one a celebrated national hero, but is
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My Mrs was brought up with no TV in the house. So she's always been a reader. Even now she doesn't bother with it much. I can remember life before mass television ownership. It was calmer. We spoke to each other more. We had the radio. But that was in the background. Televisions take the centre space in a living room It's swings and roundabouts. Television has killed off a lot of family life, but I love football, boxing and documentaries, so I guess it's like everything..good in moderation.
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Lovely little bubble blower. Congratulations 🫡🫡🫡
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That little bubble blower put a smile on my face. Lovely bubbly. Congratulations. 🫡
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I think that's the truth of it. I think his recruiters thought...... Who can massage Trump's towering ego? Who has a grovelling and fawning personality? Who is completely amoral? Who thinks decency and standards are for naive people? Who is corruptible in the extreme and can turn a convenient blind eye to f****n anything, providing his palm is greased? Why. Step forward Peter himself. He was a no brainer.
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Just a gentle wind up. I'm watching the game now. Not many white faces. Just a bunch of mercenaries .Bowen and Souceck are the token white fellas in the WH team. When Man U were in their pomp, half of the team were local lads, straight from the academy. It does make a difference imo. Another gentle wind up. This is not a wind up.I'm deadly serious. Danny Dyer gets up my fu kin nose. Plastic wanker. I challenge him to a square go . Even in my 76 year old, advanced state of dementia and physical decepitude, I am confident that, if he didn't run away, I would deliver a good pasting.
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Nah, I've drunk loads of milk, dozens of eggs and when I'm asked how I like my steak I just tell em to wipe its arse and leave the horns on. Still can't stand up to my Mrs.
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed for West Ham tonight. I think gnasher could handle demotion quite calmly, but it would put Wilf right over the edge. His typing fingers would be worn to the bone and the capital letter and exclamation mark on his phone would be completely fecked. Not to mention that we who read the football section, would suffer from a continual ringing in our lugs and emotional exhaustion for the rest of our days. For the sake of us on THL...Come on ye Hammers!
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You're bang on. Haaland has worked on controlled aggression and using his strength against markers. Not long ago, he could be bullied and psyched out by opponents. Now he's dishing it out as well as receiving it. Good for him that he didn't make the most of Gabriel's head moving toward his at one point. Other players would have gone down clutching their faces and screaming like a banshees. I don't know if you noticed, Haaland also had a little 'afters' with Gabriel and kicked out after the ball had gone. Totally new for him. He's becoming a more complete centre forward.
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The press is focusing on whether Starmer knew he had failed the vetting procedure. But we all knew he was a wrong un! He'd been sacked twice for dishonesty. ( An undeclared dodgy loan and putting pressure on others to arrange passports for super rich pals) . He was always going to fail vetting even without his Epstein links. The whole country knew he was a dishonest, smarmy reptile. He should never have been considered for any job in government and possibly prosecuted for his past dishonesty . This business of politicians reinventing themselves after being sacked is a farce.
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Normal service has been resumed I see. Wilf and Stiff agin poor geriatric me. Of course Carrick is streets ahead. He's at a club of great riches...players,facilities, coaches medics, crowds. He wasn't too hot at Middlesbrough. My man Eddie cut his teeth at Bournemouth in the second division in front of two men and a dog. He built Bournemouth into an incredibly over achieving club which punched well above its weight. The word around Old Tafford is that Carrick makes Holland's morning coffee. OK I made that bit up to win a discussion.
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I wanted Howe to lead Man U when he became available after Bournemouth. My man crush on Eddie goes back a long way.
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If I was asked to choose between Carrick and Howe for the Old Trafford job, I would pick Howe. Carrick has been phenomenal for a dozen games, but Howe has seen it, done it and won it for over a decade, at all levels of football, including at CL. He has a thorough understanding of the game at all levels and knows how to keep the confidence of players and directors when things go pear shaped. I would appoint Howe but keep ex_ England and Chelsea coach Steve Holland. He is Carrick's number 2, but I think his footballing brain has had a lot to do with Man U's recent success. It's
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Eddie Howe guided Bournemouth from second bottom of division two to the premiership and kept them there for five years. He has a way of improving players at his disposal. That is some feat. He's won and lost a major English Cup final at Newcastle and qualified for the Champions League. Newcastle would be daft to let him go. Newcastle find it difficult to attract players. Let's face it , it's miles away from anywhere, not attractive to young players and their partners. Young players need to disappear from the public eye at times and that is impossible in such a small place, particularly for th
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Lots of people are more careful what they feed their dog than they are about their kid's nutrition. " f**k's sake, don't feed the dog crisps/chocolate / chips, you'll poison it!" "Go on little Jimmy get that junk shit down yer! You'll soon be obese like me". I'm sorry to say it, but we are among the fattest in Europe and with the worst teeth. But it's not all bad news, our dogs are in good nick. I remember docking in Vigo, Spain. I went for a drink with a couple of the Spanish crew. We drank wine and small glasses of lager ( canyas?) We ordered tapas with ea
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I think I'll be drawn to the news tonight. No sleep for me. A significant chapter in world history may be about to unfold.
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f**k's sake. Mad b*****ds.
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2 Even rightists like Alex Jones, professional fuckwit imo and Tucker Carlson, smart imo, are turning on Trump and citing the 25th amendment. But here's a world first, CNN and Fox News are leading with an almost identical headline:" Furious" negotiations between Iran and the USA. There's a saying from Trump's enemies that 'TACO'. Trump always chickens out. We are about to find out.
