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Thats Rosenior off. I bet he's crying all the way to his millions of pounds pay off. The big clubs must have to factor in pay offs to failed managers in their business plans. Man U paid up to 20 million to pay off Ten Hag and Amorim. Still they were once ex players. And it's the players who make the entertainment and the profits at the end of the day. So good luck to them.
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They don't bring in money to the country as is often argued. France has more tourists per year than any European country and they guillotined their royal leeches. They have exclusive rights to properties owned by the taxpayer which are estimated to be worth 7 billion. Those properties could be sold off and transferred to defence spending. They have mostly German blood, with a smattering of Russian and Greek thrown in. They changed their name from Battenburg to Mountbatten because it sounded more British. With security costs thrown in they are estimated to cost us half a billion
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I know its a bit retro, but have you tried having sex with a genuine woman? Call me old fashioned, stone age, quaintly old-fashioned or whatever. But it's amazing.
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You have a very strange friend.Must be a feckin retarded Leeds supporter. Would you kindly send me his contact details? I would like to buy his farm at a rate very advantageous to him. I can be there in the morning complete with a Febreze spray whilst he signs over the deeds. I'm robbing myself but I'll give him a tenner plus 6 magic beans. Thank you.
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That's kind of you, but you keep it. It may be worth money at some point and only the two songs I've quoted mean anything to me. It's best kept in Lancashire not in chilly jock land.
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We used to sing this song in school too. I guess poaching and fox hunting songs are dying out quick. Only remembered by old relics like me. Back in the day we sang rural songs even in industrial Salford. https://youtu.be/wFFGWwHR8Xg?si=kZWCyCejKA-L5tyy
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Im showing my age. My generation used to sing this song in school. Its about John Peel, legendary fox hunter. https://youtu.be/LxUIWmuJARg?si=_pINL5hirvdiukI0
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My lady's birthday today so we had a day out in Caldbeck. a country village in rural Cumbria. Life has stood almost still there. It has a village pond, a pub ,a cricket ground, a rectory complete with a rookery as well as a working farm.... with a bored , tyre chasing, hyperactive collie bang in the middle of the village square . There's a cottage with around a dozen sunbathing cats and a village shop / post office still surviving despite the rise of the supermarkets. I had a walk in the church grounds and found this man. He was one a celebrated national hero, but is
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My Mrs was brought up with no TV in the house. So she's always been a reader. Even now she doesn't bother with it much. I can remember life before mass television ownership. It was calmer. We spoke to each other more. We had the radio. But that was in the background. Televisions take the centre space in a living room It's swings and roundabouts. Television has killed off a lot of family life, but I love football, boxing and documentaries, so I guess it's like everything..good in moderation.
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Lovely little bubble blower. Congratulations 🫡🫡🫡
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That little bubble blower put a smile on my face. Lovely bubbly. Congratulations. 🫡
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I think that's the truth of it. I think his recruiters thought...... Who can massage Trump's towering ego? Who has a grovelling and fawning personality? Who is completely amoral? Who thinks decency and standards are for naive people? Who is corruptible in the extreme and can turn a convenient blind eye to f****n anything, providing his palm is greased? Why. Step forward Peter himself. He was a no brainer.
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Just a gentle wind up. I'm watching the game now. Not many white faces. Just a bunch of mercenaries .Bowen and Souceck are the token white fellas in the WH team. When Man U were in their pomp, half of the team were local lads, straight from the academy. It does make a difference imo. Another gentle wind up. This is not a wind up.I'm deadly serious. Danny Dyer gets up my fu kin nose. Plastic wanker. I challenge him to a square go . Even in my 76 year old, advanced state of dementia and physical decepitude, I am confident that, if he didn't run away, I would deliver a good pasting.
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Nah, I've drunk loads of milk, dozens of eggs and when I'm asked how I like my steak I just tell em to wipe its arse and leave the horns on. Still can't stand up to my Mrs.
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed for West Ham tonight. I think gnasher could handle demotion quite calmly, but it would put Wilf right over the edge. His typing fingers would be worn to the bone and the capital letter and exclamation mark on his phone would be completely fecked. Not to mention that we who read the football section, would suffer from a continual ringing in our lugs and emotional exhaustion for the rest of our days. For the sake of us on THL...Come on ye Hammers!
