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Long queues outside many petrol stations throughout Scotland. I think rationing will be on the cards. I can clearly remember there being rationing coupons issued in the 70s. But I'm not sure the scheme ever got off the ground. Me and a mate had a small business at the time which required a van. I went round to visit him one Sunday night and he beckoned me into his garden. f**k me he'd dug a huge pit and had stored about a dozen large Jerry cans full of fuel in it. In the interests of health and safety he'd hidden the pit under planks. Thinking back he would have jailed if caught. It

How about just taking it off him instead? And the rest of them?

I salute the astronauts on Artemis 11. You would have to drag me into that rocket. Terrifying prospect. Good luck to them. Is it me or is there a hint of DEI going on in the choice of crew? If so no Asian and no oriental . Shame on NASA! I sincerely hope the lady does not have her time of the month during the flight. It would be hell on earth for her fellow astronauts and no escape.

"Guardian angel", I like that. Many wives assume that role. But the converse is equally true. If you marry a nutty or evil wife, it impacts on your life forever. Even if you divorce. Be careful out there chaps. It's a minefield.

The balance of power changes as the marriage progresses. Men take longer to grow up than women and they know that. So they let you think you are the boss man in the early days, but then, inch by inch, they work on your brain and teach you the consequences of your actions. Men therefore become less bull at a gate, less reckless and use their brain more as the marriage matures. Eventually you become like a miserable, whipped dog , meakly following she_ who_ must_ be_ obeyed around shopping malls, blatantly lying to her that her arse does not look big in the fourth pair of trousers sh

Fact check ! That would be bollock singular in your case old chap. Lol Just to be clear, I've already unintentionally offended one old chap to his very core. And two loyal sympathisers, appalled at my crudity, have consoled him with heartfelt 'likes'. Please don't go all girly and precious on me, and try to understand it's an all male forum, and banter is freely exchanged. But if this does offend you. I apologise for you deeply hurt feelings. Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Sometimes my sense of humour cuts people deeply. Forgive me. I have made an appointment with

f**k's sake. It was a joke.

You seem to intimately involved with him. Heigh ho, when you've lived with Arabs for a good part of your life. Some of their cultural practices are bound to rub off.

Now if it was a black buggerer on a bike, I'd believe it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump

Nah. Trump is a professional, chronic, accomplished, habitual, unashamed liar. Different class to what we've ever seen in the political world.

Trump is POTUS, but frankly, I doubt he has a real grasp of the job. I suspect he doesn't really know himself what is going to come out of his mouth during a speech. He famously does not read, so he relies on his backroom 'handlers' to tell him what to say and what to think. Fox News has a great influence on Trump according to independent commentators. Which is weird, the media is supposed to report the news, not decide it. I think he's a useful idiot in that he is a great communicator but with that electoral appeal comes fuckwittery. So what he says and what he does are completely diff

Point of information. Zack will hypnotise everybody to be nice and also hypnotise all women to have larger tits. Result ? A happy world. You know it makes sense.

And it's only The Daily Mail claiming he will withdraw tonight. It has been known to back the wrong horse in the past.lol He may do, but there's the little problem of congressional approval and convincing, an increasingly skeptical electorate to convince that would be the correct course of action.

I despise Starmer and Starmerism but he gets so much stick, I'm beginning to feel sorry for him. He's being blamed for the end of the political right, the end of the political left and the end of the world. Poor chap. He's only an over_ promoted clerk. He will even be getting his ear bent from his Mrs. She's Jewish and he's officially a parliamentary 'friend of Israel, so there will be no more shekels from them anymore. I might start a GO Fund Me appeal for the poor chap. On second thoughts there's the book and the lecture tour He's already planned. f**k him.