jukel123

These days you can live " among 75 women in the women's prison" . Just put a skirt on and declare yourself a woman . Job done.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Gilbody

Alternatively... https://youtu.be/4rrVznR2oV4?si=Qq3B2YzSjLzUD5l8

Some are dangerous walking time bombs. In my more 'authoritarian' moments, I fantasise about locking them up before the inevitable happens. https://genius.com/Gilbert-and-sullivan-ive-got-a-little-list-lyrics

In a pub on the 11th. It's the headquarters of Royal British Legion. There were maybe 150 servicemen from RAF Spadeadam in uniform and 30 or so vets. I found it moving. Nice to rub shoulders with some decent blokes. Not a paedophile , nob jockey or a fuckwit in sight.

https://youtu.be/clSC-e3YKUs?si=DE3aPTRUEPSPVKJ7 She can't see" she's got herself a good deal" " Can't ask her where's going" 'She tells me where she's bin' "She starts a conversation that has no end" Sound familiar?

Bags being Grouty. Easy peasy. https://youtu.be/5xOldHAIXXo?si=u5gxecc1a99b6lM7

What happened to Dave Angel? Great Fast Show character. And right!

My old man used to repair our shoes. He would cut leather and nail and glue new soles and heels on. The trouble he should have stuck to the day job. He was a shit cobbler. Half way to school and either a heel or a sole would fall off. Back home he would accuse me of being rough on the shoes and playing football in them. The truth was I used to take my shoes off and play in goal rather than wear them because they always fell apart. I remember once there being football trials for the county. You had to have proper football boots to get on the field. I had to borrow a pair from my c

Anything juicy to tell us? You can't just leave us hanging like that.

Tell the truth. You'd be destroyed because nobody would fancy you. I heard your last lover say he was very disappointed with you. " Lacking passion, warmth and imagination" were his exact words. One day I will reveal that lover's name. He's on here. To that person..... Don't annoy me or I will grass.

When I first started work there were lots of ex servicemen who had fought in WW2. Some had lost a leg, others were missing an arm and a lot had shell shock. Every pub had some poor sod marching up and down the bar believing he was still on parade. I remember asking one guy if he'd killed any germans. He said he hoped not, they were just in the f****n war like him. He said all he remembered was firing his rifle from a trench, with his trousers around his ankles and "skitters flying from my arse" from dysentery. He said you don't feel brave, or anything except fear and misery with uncontro

I don't know mate. Several tourists were drowned in Teneriffe yesterday. Just unusual swell in the waves. I've often thought when I've been there that tourists were taking liberties with tides they know nothing about. Like cops the sea can be a good servant but a cruel master.

You may well be right. I got into a pigeon English chat with some Filipino trawlermen up in Ullapool. They had just about emptied a couple of charity shops up there. One of them insisted I talk to his Mrs on video chat on his phone. A beaming lady with half a dozen nippers greeted me with big smiles, waves and hellos. Quite a nice moment.

No I mean know the skippers. Scary feckers who have no moral compass and no or little fear. Some Thais actually swam for the shore to escape the conditions on the ship. Their abuse was proven in court, but the skipper got off with a slap on the wrist.