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Outlaw Pete

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  1. Up to you, mate. I guess, if you're away up on the hill and can demonstrate a sure fire need to butcher and chop legs off ....? I always remember when they pulled that newspaper delivery man for the Stanley knife in the side pocket of his front door. There to cut the strings on the bundles of papers. Not only did the Police charge him. The f**king court did him!!! Now, obviously, I'm in no position to advise you on the legality, or otherwise, of 'carrying' such a blade. If you feel you can stand before a beak and prove you have a reason to? Fair play. Pay your money and take you
  2. It doesn't have " Original Bowie Knife " stamped on it Those things were all over the place, even twenty years ago. I imagine the 'new' anti knife laws saw the back of them. But, yes; I had one. Not a bad feel to them, actually. Considering their price then? I suppose that fifty quid isn't really taking the piss today. It's simply down to whether you want it badly enough ~ considering it'd be purely ornamental.
  3. Johny Boy; That is some f**king Beast!!! I mean, it's obviously not any form of " Big Cat ". It's not even a Wildcat ~ for my money. But, what a monster of a f**king moggy!!!
  4. :D Oh, bless her!!! That's made my f**king day, that has! I'm in f**king tears here! What an absolute Star! :clapper:
  5. TinyTiger; That's the absolute damndest thing! I've never forgotten my uncle telling me, when he was in Eire he encountered " Wildcats ". I asked him if he meant feral house cats. He was adamant. No. He meant Wildcats. And he had no time for them because they were absolutely f**king vicious. Now, this was about forty five years ago. He'd have been pushing forty himself then. And he was talking about when he was a young man. So ..... what? Sixty five odd years ago? There we have it. Anecdotal record of the f**king things stretching back that long. Now you mention them again. Fascin
  6. Chops, Chips, Chat, Beer and Whisky. That's Me.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      Beer, Indian, Toilet, that will be me later....lol

  7. And there we have it!
  8. They're what I used. Blues. No problem at all. By the way, Walshie; Reds are medium weight and, I found, tasted like smoking a f**king news paper! Green are Mediums too. But, they have two corners cut off, to help feed them into a rolling machine. Blue are Lightweight. My favoured was the Blue Slimline ones. Extra light. You get to taste the baccy, not a f**king loo roll on fire in your mouth. Silver are so light weight, the moisture from your eyes, as you look at them, could make them wet! Liquorice tame down the harshness of dried out baccy. They also leave a disgusting
  9. Killed a rat once with a 25Kg sack of Sakarat. Dropped it on the f**ker!
  10. Had a Wren once. Killed in a Little Nipper trap I'd put inside a custom made box. This thing had opposite sided little tunnels in it. Each leading to a trap. The tunnels were probably 1 1/2" square mouthed. Then crossed by three baffle wires. Bloody thing still got in there! I was so disgusted with myself I never used that set again. I threw it out, recently. Some eight years later. Fed up with it knocking around in my store.
  11. Perhaps it was. Once. To someone. Somewhere. In some situation. It could probably do with an Active Ingredient though.
  12. Walshie; That's some fag, mate! But, you really need to get into the whole roly thing and A/ Scrap the filters. They just make you roll those f**k off big fat fags, like that one. B/ Learn to roll thinner. Roll ups should be the poor mans No. 10 How f**king poor is That?! Finally, C/ Bits of baccy management. You'll find yourself going " Poot! " all over the place as you suck in and then spit out random bits and bobs of baccy. Keeping a matchstick in your tin as a tamper will help here. Roll up and tamp down, a bit like a black powder musket. Then, if you want to be the ultimate
  13. Banter; I'm completely fried, mate. Maybe I misread your post? If so, then, obviously, I take back my response and will willingly eat it. If that's the case? Forgive me. It was a knee jerk. Had you been in front of me? I'd probably have shot you. Well, I wouldn't. Because I've handed in the keys to my guns, for the time being. Exactly because of this. That's responsible gun ownership for you, see? Recognising that the balance of my own mind is liable to slip out to the back room for a bit. I'm sorry I've reacted like I have. My heart's completely broken and I don't know what to do. I
  14. Better; I simply found straight skins a complete waste of time. I used to buy king sized skins, wholesale. Simply smoked them Martini. I remember one memorable occasion when I walked into a convenience store with a clipped out king size in my mouth. Some hippy chick type (f**king gorgeous, as it happens!) saw me and her pupils dilated with admiration for this 'hard core, never say die, dope smoking, ageing hippy type.' I did take an amazingly long time, fiddling with the lock of my push bike ..... I got embarrassed at myself and gave up though, before she came out. Shame. She
  15. How would you have responded, Scot?
  16. Been a couple of years or so with me too. Yet, somehow, this f**king threads got my thumbs pressing into my index finger pads! I want to lick paper!
  17. Thanks for that. And may your grand children me many and get brain tumours while you live.
  18. :laugh: :laugh: F**k me! You're right! It does, doesn't it?!
  19. IanB's just given me special dispensation to enter the chat room. I buried the love of my life today and am sat here, drinking myself to death and desperately lonely. And no bugger's in there. Eleven o' clock.
  20. Interestingly; I started out on Old H. When someone else is smoking it, it smells like to die for! But, I found (having stopped smoking it. Maybe to slide back to fags? Dunno) it tasted vile and wet. Then I went to Golden Virginia. I snatched a long dog end some chick had left. That tasted like perfume / gin! (Maybe it was her?) But, I got over that and never looked back. Walshie; Yes. It's all about using the thumbs to roll the baccy. The fingers are just an after thought. It#s getting that right level of press. If you have dry skinned fingers? Lightly licking your finger pads
  21. Coming home from school on the bus one day, I was intently watching some bloke skinning up. I couldn't get my head round how he did it. I probably said as much. His words to me, which I'll repeat for you now, saw me through forty odd years of skinning and smoking roll ups. Don't expect this to make you an expert over night. But, it's definitely the point to focus your attention on as you're trying. He told me, " It's all in the thumbs. " One day you'll come to appreciate how right that is.
  22. Well; That left me in tears. To the men
  23. Revoltingly confiding little birds, aren't they? I had half a dozen or more feeding within about eight foot of me the other day. Wild as the wind. But trusting as babies. I wonder what makes some birds seemingly generically disposed this way? Yes. Genes . Okay. F**k off
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