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Outlaw Pete

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  1. Hanging Off The Walls! Seven hours! :D

  2. Millet, I've been thinking about this. (Like, I'm sure,Thousands of f**king people have, since the fifties!) Is there no way of helping ensure those close rings just stay put for the few, vital hours? I have a notion of the difficulties you guys face. Tarsus barely as long as the depth of the ring. Rubbery little feet? We (Ringers) wouldn't even look at such young birds. We have the privilege of waiting till the legs are well developed and the feet huge. It's got to be something wafer thin ~ you have no room to play with. It must be rubbery soft ~ any abrasion and the leg wi
  3. I was looking for some cammo gear, in town, the other day. Couldn't find any though
  4. Isn't it though! Bloody hell!!!
  5. Naturally. She's Japanese
  6. No, mate. And, according to the picture book stories, nor would xtians. They'd " Turn the other cheek ". That's a 'Buddhist' country. Britain's ostensibly 'Xtian'. Maybe they haven't got internet forums over there?
  7. See what happens when the islamists try it with These f**king boys! Clicky Buddhists f**king Rock!
  8. And been in court. Clicky. Interesting. Hasn't the British media mentioned all this?
  9. " The animal — believed to be a cross-breed Bullmastiff " FFS ....! It's make your mind up time ..... Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4944735/Killer-dogs-plea-Mauled-Cliffords-brother-demands-tougher-laws.html#ixzz2UnnKLdL9
  10. Exactly, Walshie! They've got the entire f**king system wrapped round their little finger.
  11. Shock! A f**king nigger did it! Well, I never!
  12. " Also in Britain, police sniffer dogs trained to spot terrorists at train stations may no longer come into contact with Muslim passengers, following complaints that it was offensive to their religion. " That's It. Now I've heard it all!!! You're completely and irrevocably f**ked. Just give up and convert to f**king islam, like your successive governments are trying to get you to. FFS.
  13. God almighty! I don't think I even heard about that! And the f**king sea was boiling?! Holy shit!!! So, they've done a " Threads " on us? F**king Great! And, if you guys are having trouble, you can just imagine what's going on in the wild. Even the take up on my tit boxes is dramatically down, this year. Swallows? Forget it! I have maybe two pairs where there should be half a dozen. Found a dead Spotted Flycatcher, the other day. Under the fence. They get here, right on their last legs. Just manage to reach 'home'. Sit on the fence and finally just drop dead with exhaustion / starvat
  14. This isn't going to end well
  15. Ponds and Lakes. Bushes, shrubs and trees. Shrimps and prawns, now we're getting there! So, a water filled bomb crater could be a lake. Where as a mile by mile pool (?) of shallow water could be a pond, right next door to it? FFS! Well; I reckon that a " Boulder " is ~ to any given man ~ a Stone which he's unable to lift! I've just created 'Pete's Law'! When does a stone become a pebble? Do pebbles only exist in or near the sea?
  16. I see. So, a boulder's Nepalese Temple Ball ....?
  17. I saw a fascinating question, recently. " How big can a stone be, before it becomes classified as a rock? " Good one, eh? Good answer too. Basically that; ' A stone has to be a separate entity. Biggest stone in england is one called the " Suck Stone ". It's all one piece and not attached to anything. A Rock is a visible part of a contiguous entity. " Ayres Rock " is the above ground, visible part of a larger mass beneath. ' I thought that was pretty cool. Sort of thing we don't think about, till prompted. And there's our answer. Good, eh? I read it again today. Then it stru
  18. Those signs, as you've found out, don't stop a scrap of paper. I too had one. Just reverted to full on, in the face, screaming furious madman mode. Smartly dressed pair of men? Ready to give a bit of shit? Sounds like Mormons. Buzz cuts and septic accents? Definitely them.
  19. :notworthy: That's the Japanese for you. Absolutely f**king staggering!
  20. And why do you reckon this is, Fireman? Only, while I'm hearing only bad news from 'The Wild' (Though, oddly enough, much of that's said to be down to predation) I'd have thought you guys could do things to counteract 'natural' problems for your birds. Like; No predators are likely to get yours. You can protect them from wind and rain, to a great degree. Even cold. You can even provide them shop bought foods and supplements, if there's a famine going on 'out there'. And I know you'll be doing all this and more for your birds. So; What causes a bad year for so many of you, with so mu
  21. I once asked a " Head Keeper " about some certain Juby Traps. He said; " What's a 'Juby Trap'?! " And, right there, I saw what the Game Keeping world had come to. Now, we have hawks which fly by night? Birds which " smash " poults. And kill 150 of them, after dark, with a " Nip to the back of the neck ". What? And then wing it off into the darkness? Giggling and flipping the feather at the Keeper, I s'pose. All in a nights fun for your typical Goshawk. FFS. I expect is that same, learned and seasoned (Plastic) Head Keeper found a round blanket of feathers and a couple of bits of
  22. " The breed of dog has not been confirmed but nearby residents said it looked like a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. " Not wishing, in any way, to detract from the tragedy and horror of all this. But, what happened to the old, media standard procedure of calling anything that bites a " Pit Bull Terrier ". Then lashing up a library photo of one, foaming at its toothy mouth? Now we see no photo's. The body's about to be burned, after chopping about. And all we have it what some un named 'neighbours' are said to have said. That it " Looked like " a SBT. Neighbours said my PBT was " One
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