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delswal

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  1. That made me smile lol, the very same thing happened to me in Cyprus ( Paphos) bloke I hadn't seen for 15 years and only lives 5 minutes from me and I bump into him over there and never seen him since we got back lol.
  2. As an off liner ever come off yet to anybody's knowledge?
  3. Lost me there lol, any deer to be shot lol
  4. Stalking ya say ? mmmmmmmmmmm feck that don he's a cnut...........did you say stalking cough cough
  5. If it's any consolation I don't have one either lol
  6. According to Walshie, everybody gets a report button, except the whinning feckers lol
  7. That's the reason I come lol
  8. I don't know where you get all the energy from Don, what with all ya milking and ducking and diving between OT Lurcherlad and Bill, you must be fecking knackered lol
  9. Natures way? since when did ferrets dump sawdust down mole holes lol
  10. I don't leave anything lying about to be knawed through, I use my shed for home loading, feck doing that with a peg on my nose because I've filled my shed with ferret shit ffs
  11. Great idea, stink your shed out with ferret shit
  12. That genuinely made fecking laugh, how the feck does a bird look sexy dripping in blood cutting the head off eels, but hey each to their own eh, I guess you had to be there to see it.
  13. my mate has been a pest controller for 25yrs + out doing moles forever and a day, I'm going to ask the thick fecker why he has spent so much money on traps, but every week throws ferret shit and sawdust away? Thing is do I ask him this face to face or over the phone? as I think I know what the response is going to be
  14. he was bang on the money
  15. Mint sauce for me with pie n mash every time, with plenty of chopped scallions in
  16. I agree with you 100% ..................but whats with the fecking eel lol
  17. Why the feck would you put an eel on a plate with pie and mash ? ok fish and mash yeah but not with a meat pie in the mix, sub way for me if I'm down that way and there shite lol
  18. Naaaaa the fecking eel ate the meat, mucky auld cockneys eat anything
  19. If my missus served me that up after a days graft she would get it straight over her head, is that eel with pie n mash? ?
  20. Got the same ones here Jimmy, not too shabby at all, they come in handy at times like Walshie said, just make sure ya give them a wipe down now and then.
  21. delswal

    WARS COMING

    I can only assume that his girlfriend is a very kind soul with an extremely good sense of humour lol
  22. delswal

    WARS COMING

    Feck me I wish I had never mentioned Mark Twain to you.
  23. delswal

    WARS COMING

    ???? Could somebody please tell me what I'm missing here ?????
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