A good wind up? You wouldn't know how to wind somebody up, you just naturally irritate folk. I've had a look through some of your posts, and I cannot find anything anywhere where you have contributed to a thread in any way shape or form, apart from disruption.
Seems to me you're a bit of an attention seeker, sat at home alone with the Bedlington and John Smiths, but the bit I cannot work out is, when you get your attention you become all defensive and aggressive, a bit like a spoilt child who does not like to be told when they are wrong, but then again I will leave that problem for your p