The cheek of it, a farmer I know has just rung 15 minutes ago, "hey up del lad can you do me favour" straight away I am thinking whats this fcuker after farmers never ring me, "if I can, what you after?"
Can you spare a few nights and come and shoot some rabbits and hares for me, and if you get time over the weekend I could do with some pigeons and crows thinning out,
Cheeky fcuker as if i have nothing else better to do with my spare time, but i dare say it won't hurt to do him a favour
Oh! and bring the dogs and ferrets along, knew they would be a snag I a'int got any ferrets