man apperead in court with charges of killing a peregrine falcon to wich the judge asked why he done such a crime, man replies i cook them and eat them for food, judge looks amazed and says well this is a serious crime but taken into account you make use out of them i will let you off with a warning but could you tell me this , what does one taste like, man replies "tastes much the same as a goshawk and a buzzard"