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gnipper

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  1. Get it bloody down you and sort the relationship out mate
  2. Ffs I wasn't expecting to see this thread. RiP Phil
  3. Seal his door with nothing entering it and show us a live feed link
  4. It would have cost me a fortune at a garage today no doubt and money shouldn't change hands between mates should it.
  5. Day off today so while my mechanic mate worked on my car I worked on his house, fair swap.
  6. Cold beans out the tin
  7. Cocaine bear was better than I thought it was gonna be. I've also watched Hustle with adam Sandler and Champions with woody harrelson which were both ok.
  8. I remember reading an article years ago about a gang of young bull elephant that were going round raping other animals to death, horrible beady eyed big b*****ds
  9. Or any of David Harcombes.
  10. If he's never read it then hunt and working terriers by jocelyn Lucas is a decent book that's readily available.
  11. Only been out with the scattergun a couple of times but he knows what it's for.
  12. She's learnt how to open bedside drawers then
  13. If there was a mongrel in season you didn't want him near he'd nail it and have a big litter too
  14. Fcuk em all coz you might miss a goodun
  15. I used to have a nocturnal mooch with the air rifle and take the dog with me and where sometimes I'd be a bit wary of some bugger appearing in the dark it didn't worry me when I had the big brindle bellend with me because he would have nailed them.
  16. When you say he didn't like some men was he just wary of them or trying to get to them for a nibble? The one I had was a decent guard round the house but normally ok out in public but he wouldn't let you touch him if I wasn't there. We passed one bloke in the road while I was running him along the bike and the mutt was desperate to get him and was still pulling to get back to him half way down the road so god knows what triggered him but he wanted to bite that bloke. I wonder if he had been on my property while we were out and the dog remembered him or something
  17. The one and only time I got in bother with the police was pinching the pop out of someone's porch with some older kids. My first ever nose bleed was from one of them glass bottles my brother hit me with too Bloody pop man
  18. Sit in wetherspoons with the dregs of society, feck that.
  19. The sharp tooth forks are a lot more heavy duty than a normal garden fork mate, google them.
  20. Apparently they can be kept together in their big batch of fry for a long time and will only start scrapping after being separated into their own tanks so you would think it would be easier to manage them all together in a big vat rather than feeding individual bottles like that. They reckon if one male from a batch of fry beats another from a different batch then all his brothers will be the same and beat all the other batch.
  21. I've got a male koi plakat type in my tank here and he seems happy enough but he would be happier in a jar like the Thai keep them in making himself a bubble nest etc rather than in the flow of a filtered aquarium.
  22. I'd never really noticed alder beetles until a couple of years ago when we had a plague of them on the alder hedges on one of our sites. I've seen a few since but nothing like that first year.
  23. Breed some wilduns and start a reintroduction program
  24. Get out there knocking doors, nobody on here who has got their own permissions through doing the leg work is gonna pass them on to you. Watch out for miserable old gits though
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