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gnipper

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  1. Them shellducks make you jump when they hit a purse net ?
  2. They might have eloped together to a fox feeding paradise island somewhere?
  3. If your travelling up near Liverpool I can sort you one out.
  4. Wipe your feet before you get back in the car ?
  5. Punishing yourself for something?
  6. Has he blocked his last ditch?
  7. Probably because most greyhounds are kenneled with a mate and it's not a good idea giving bones to multiple dogs to fight over is it.
  8. You'll be ok if you need any pipework sorting today
  9. That would have been shot or taken down by a pack of cropped merle xl bullies in no time in Liverpool
  10. My grandad was a gpo engineer and was working in the house at our now derelict zoo and had a half grown lion breathing down his neck while he was sorting some wires out, I bet he needed new underwear that day. There was someone else in our town had a pet lion too that used to sit in the front garden watching passers by.
  11. I'll try and find out when she's next off on a weekend and let you know mate.
  12. Wasn't it based on a true story but they didn't know who it was in real life so no conclusion or something?
  13. Isn't there meant to be some good ones about again now? Round the time I stopped partaking there was some absolutely shite ones around for like a quid each and smarties would have been better. I missed the early days by not being an old fart like you lot though ?
  14. I've got half a dozen like that to go mate I'm gonna run on all the pied ones till I decide which I want to keep.
  15. Should have just asked for a jump mate I bet they're all at it in them places.
  16. Colouring up well without carophyll this one.
  17. They housed a load of the sexual deviants in the Scarisbrick hotel for a year and as predicted there was a load of grief caused by them.
  18. Town centres half derelict now too, they keep banging on about building new multi million pound hotels but I can't see why because surely nobody in their right mind would come here for a holiday (sorry Dido ?) The big hotel and casino building they built on the front is getting flattened soon.
  19. They fecking would too up that end of town. Feck it's grim round here now.
  20. Even the asylum seekers refused to stay at our pontins
  21. I braved blackpool a few weeks ago but only for the zoo. I find the best way to see blackpool is from our beach ?
  22. The lack of rabbits can't help get youngsters interested can it, walking round the countryside lugging a box of ferrets and a load of gear round for nothing can't be too exciting for them, I know it's sickening for us who used to catch a few.
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