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    The vasectomised hob will still have all his urges including the fighting one so the castrated hob would be in for a rough (and dry) time of things, the V hob might be alright with the jills after he's mated them and leave them alone but then again he might not. I've also heard of castrated hobs knocking jills out of season too. Did your vet compensate you? Its happened to a few others, i'd be kicking off personally
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    mystery solved

    gnipper replied to byron's topic in General Talk

    My first task as an underkeeper was bagging up decades of shite from a roadside wood, full bottles of wine, nodders, wank mags, mcdonalds wrappers, kids school books, purses you name it it was there, bin bags full of the shit so now it really makes my piss boil. Fly tippers never seem to hang around when they see you coming but i'll catch some fecker one day and make them pick up all their tyres and gas bottles etc and more and f**k off home with it. Where do all the single shoes come from though? And do you girls not notice you've left your bra or purse or one high heel when you've been ge
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    breeding

    gnipper replied to T78's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting

    This little fellers balls are out and ready for action
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    What time was it when he died?.................... well apparently the big hand was on 12 and the little hand was clutching his chest Police investigating his death found a glove by his body, they believe it could have had a little hand in it
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    :headshot::
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    I'm after a pair of Goldies or just a cock if anyone has one spare in the north west, i'm not after paying silly shop prices and only want bog standard as they aren't for showing or owt. PM me if you have/know any Cheers, gnipper
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    I reckon Horn Beam (Carpinus betulus) would be a good tree if you can find straight sticks coz its fecking hard, Tilias are all a bit soft, Aesculus (conker trees) are all a bit snappable too, Salix would probably be a bit too bendy, Fraxinus would be ok seasoned I reckon. Privet i've found to be good and you can near enough always find a straight stem if you root in the middle of a hedge. I know a bit about trees and what snaps and what doesn't, we have to tie the branches in to fit them on a wagon and its a pisser when you snap a main branch and have to dig another.
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    Hazel ( Coryllus avellana ) is rare as rocking horse shit round here so I planted a fair few in a few different places, you can buy the whips for about 30p or less, grow your own and some extra for the wildlife
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    Looks like you could do with someone to help you carry there mate
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    poaching

    gnipper replied to paddy.t's topic in General Talk

    Nothings illegal till your caught
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    Good going mate, I took my two tiddlers out today and had 6 rabbits and 1 we couldn't dig to that my ittle hob killed. What size are your tiddlers? My jill is on the smallest hole on a mk3 collar and could probably do with another one making.
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    Whats up with the pup?
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    Aye and every keeper i've ever met has done a bit too
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    was told mine have dissolvable stiches, thought it would be a bit tricky taking stiches out with a wriggling ferret unless a sedative was given, as mine are in a court system, there was no way of controlling the food intake of each ferret, so am going to keep them together in a breeding pen for a week or two Were they born this year mate? I find some ferrets put a lot of food away and put the weight on to get them through their first winter like they would in the wild if the opportunity arose, next year they might not be so bad. Like when kits have a big fluffy coat but not as much
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    They get some old bloke bringing them toast but he makes them do tricks, its true I seen it on the green mile.
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    Come on then spill the beans
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    Advanced Netting is a good place, cheap and quick delivery but the fecking knot 20 yard down the line was a pain in the arse when we were trying to set it up just before dark. If there was someone from advanced netting there at the time when me and my mate were doing it they would have had to run
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    It must mark, a chihuaha would be useful if it marked. The dog doesn't have to be able to catch, thats what nets are for.
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    I think i'll lose with this one
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    Perhaps the smell of piss and shit trickling out of your trouser legs put him off eating you mate
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    Its a shame we don't have the numbers round here to do that, if we did I wouldn't have only been out an hour
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    Which nets would you be looking at on the website, it all looks a bit confusing compared to a rabbit net supplier, I understand 4z 6z and the 2 1/4" or 2 1/" mesh etc but its all different on the advanced site. Cheers, gnipper
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    Look good till you get pulled and try the old 'walking my dog orificer' routine
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    £1.75 off the butchers skinned and gutted, only problem is there isn't enough around to have surplus to sell. By the time ive fed the ferrets and minced them for my dogs i'd maybe get £4.50
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    If I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd fart
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