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  1. What time was it when he died?.................... well apparently the big hand was on 12 and the little hand was clutching his chest Police investigating his death found a glove by his body, they believe it could have had a little hand in it
  2. I'm after a pair of Goldies or just a cock if anyone has one spare in the north west, i'm not after paying silly shop prices and only want bog standard as they aren't for showing or owt. PM me if you have/know any Cheers, gnipper
  3. I reckon Horn Beam (Carpinus betulus) would be a good tree if you can find straight sticks coz its fecking hard, Tilias are all a bit soft, Aesculus (conker trees) are all a bit snappable too, Salix would probably be a bit too bendy, Fraxinus would be ok seasoned I reckon. Privet i've found to be good and you can near enough always find a straight stem if you root in the middle of a hedge. I know a bit about trees and what snaps and what doesn't, we have to tie the branches in to fit them on a wagon and its a pisser when you snap a main branch and have to dig another.
  4. Hazel ( Coryllus avellana ) is rare as rocking horse shit round here so I planted a fair few in a few different places, you can buy the whips for about 30p or less, grow your own and some extra for the wildlife
  5. Looks like you could do with someone to help you carry there mate
  6. gnipper

    poaching

    Nothings illegal till your caught
  7. Good going mate, I took my two tiddlers out today and had 6 rabbits and 1 we couldn't dig to that my ittle hob killed. What size are your tiddlers? My jill is on the smallest hole on a mk3 collar and could probably do with another one making.
  8. Aye and every keeper i've ever met has done a bit too
  9. was told mine have dissolvable stiches, thought it would be a bit tricky taking stiches out with a wriggling ferret unless a sedative was given, as mine are in a court system, there was no way of controlling the food intake of each ferret, so am going to keep them together in a breeding pen for a week or two Were they born this year mate? I find some ferrets put a lot of food away and put the weight on to get them through their first winter like they would in the wild if the opportunity arose, next year they might not be so bad. Like when kits have a big fluffy coat but not as much
  10. They get some old bloke bringing them toast but he makes them do tricks, its true I seen it on the green mile.
  11. Come on then spill the beans
  12. Advanced Netting is a good place, cheap and quick delivery but the fecking knot 20 yard down the line was a pain in the arse when we were trying to set it up just before dark. If there was someone from advanced netting there at the time when me and my mate were doing it they would have had to run
  13. It must mark, a chihuaha would be useful if it marked. The dog doesn't have to be able to catch, thats what nets are for.
  14. Perhaps the smell of piss and shit trickling out of your trouser legs put him off eating you mate
  15. Its a shame we don't have the numbers round here to do that, if we did I wouldn't have only been out an hour
  16. Which nets would you be looking at on the website, it all looks a bit confusing compared to a rabbit net supplier, I understand 4z 6z and the 2 1/4" or 2 1/" mesh etc but its all different on the advanced site. Cheers, gnipper
  17. Look good till you get pulled and try the old 'walking my dog orificer' routine
  18. £1.75 off the butchers skinned and gutted, only problem is there isn't enough around to have surplus to sell. By the time ive fed the ferrets and minced them for my dogs i'd maybe get £4.50
  19. If I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd fart
  20. Cut its horns off and wipe its arse, my mate when he gets asked how he wants his steak.
  21. Tell them skinny arse curs to shift so I can see the border better Looking good though
  22. Snakes, spiders and canaries.
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