gnipper

Sounds like this pillock, the only time he actually walks is when he's to heel otherwise he's running and like a bull in a China shop.

Rum old fcukers

Mine are great, my missus got on well with my parents too. Our parents knew each other before we got together too so they get on well. Just a shame their daughter is such a grumpy cow

How did you get on? Ive got a racer here this morning on his way back to Scotland from France.

As long as they've not been getting poisoned you'll be ok.

It's the same cnuts that tell everyone to keep/feed cats that appear in their gardens looking hungry that moan like feck when someone does it to them.

A lot better than he was but still a little shit. He'll be ok for what I want though as a knockabout mutt to keep me interested in the outdoors and retrieve a few bits for me.

None of the pricks put chips or id tags on the bloody things then expect people to be able to work miracles and return the bloody things for them.

2 now the little bellend

It's over a foot now so I'd be worried about the wind catching it flapping around unsupported. Painted the back wall now to brighten it up a bit. Bloody warm in there doing that yesterday.

I could do with losing a bit of weight but even when I was a little skinny kid I got too hot easily, my mums the same and it's been passed on to my younger kids. My dad could just sit in the sun and go brown but that gene skipped me.

I finished work early yesterday because it was grim stood in the sun after dinner, ended up helping my mate load a tipper load of big ash logs on the way home and was fecked after that. 31 degrees it said in the car.

Once they're picking food up your sorted. I've reared a couple of pigeons now and finches and once they start eating it's great.

I've always said you need to drop a couple of drontals

Found some free grp sheet pieces so botched it on tonight after work, need to decide what length overhang to give it on the front and trim it off then fix it on properly along the front edge. Nightmare with wonky offcuts and the fence I built it off is pissed too.